Jemima THERE HERE was a little girl, she wore a little hood, And a curl down the middle of her forehead, When she was good, she was very, very good, But when she was bad, she was horrid. One day she went upstairs, while her parents, unawares, In the kitchen down below were occupied with meals, And she stood upon her head, on her little truckle-bed, And she then began hurraying with her heels. Her mother heard the noise, and thought it was the boys, A-playing at a combat in the attic, But when she climbed the stair and saw Jemima there, She took and she did whip her most emphatic ! Anon. A Strange Wild Song HE thought he saw a Buffalo Upon the chimney-piece : He looked again, and found it was "Unless you leave this house," he said, "I'll send for the Police." He thought he saw a Banker's Clerk He looked again, and found it was "If this should stay to dine," he said, He thought he saw a Kangaroo He looked again, and found it was "Were I to swallow this," he said, He thought he saw a Coach and Four He looked again and found it was A Bear without a Head. "Poor thing," he said, "poor silly thing! It's waiting to be fed!" He thought he saw an Albatross That fluttered round the Lamp: He looked again, and found it was "You'd best be getting home," he said : "The nights are very damp!" He thought he saw a Garden Door He looked again, and found it was He thought he saw an Argument "A fact so dread," he faintly said, Sage Counsel HE lion is the beast to fight: THE He leaps along the plain, And if you run with all your might, He runs with all his mane. I'm glad I'm not a Hottentot, Or hie me up a leafy pal-lum. The chamois is the beast to hunt : And when the chamois is in front The hunter is behind. Lewis Carroll. The Tyrolese make famous cheese And hunt the chamois o'er the chaz-zums; I'd choose the former, if you please, For precipices give me spaz-zums. The polar bear will make a rug He rarely lets you go. And Polar ice looks very nice, With all the colours of a prissum : But, if you'll follow my advice, Stay home and learn your catechissum. THE Lion, the Lion, he dwells in the waste, He has a big head and a very small waist ; But his shoulders are stark, and his jaws they are grim, And a good little child will not play with him. Hilaire Belloc. |