Each buz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike, Let me still take away the harms I fear, Not fear still to be taken. I know his heart: Fool. Why, to put his head in: not to give it away to his daughters, and leave his horns without a case. Lear. I will forget my nature.-So kind a father!-Be my horses ready? Fool. Thy asses are gone about 'em.-The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven, is a pretty reason. Lear. Because they are not eight? Fool. Yes, indeed :—thou wouldst make a good fool. Lear. To take it again perforce !—Monster ingratitude! Fool. If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'd have thee beaten for being old before thy time. Lear. How's that? Fool. Thou shouldst not have been old before thou hadst been wise. Lear. O let me not be mad, not mad, sweet SCENE I.-A Court within the Castle of the EARL OF GLOSTER. Enter EDMUND and CURAN, meeting. Edm. Save thee, Curan. Cur. And you, sir. I have been with your father; and given him notice that the Duke of Cornwall, and Regan his duchess, will be here with him to-night. Edm. How comes that? Cur. Nay, I know not.-You have heard of the news abroad? I mean the whispered ones, for they are yet but ear-kissing arguments. Edm. Not I: 'pray you, what are they? Cur. Have you heard of no likely wars toward, 'twixt the Dukes of Cornwall and Albany? Edm. Not a word. Cur. You may then, in time. Fare you well, sir. [Exit. Edm. The duke be here to-night! The better; best: This weaves itself perforce into my business. Enter EDGAR. My father watches.-O sir, fly this place: He's coming hither; now, i' the night,.i' the haste, Edg. I am sure on 't, not a word, Edm. I hear my father coming :-Pardon me: In cunning I must draw my sword upon you: Draw: seem to defend yourself: now quit you well. Yield; come before my father: light, ho, here!Fly, brother.-Torches! torches!-So, farewell.[Exit EDGAR. Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion [Wounds his arm. Of my more fierce endeavour: I have seen drunkards Do more than this in sport.-Father! father! Enter GLOSTER and Servants, with torches. Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon Glo. Not in this land shall he remain uncaught; That he which finds him shall deserve our thanks, Edm. When I dissuaded him from his intent, And found him pight to do it, with curst speech I threatened to discover him: he replied, “Thou unpossessing bastard! dost thou think, If I would stand against thee, would the reposal Of any trust, virtue, or worth, in thee, Make thy words faithed? No: what should I deny (As this I would; ay, though thou didst produce My very character), I'd turn it all To thy suggestion, plot, and damnéd practice: Glo. I know not, madam: 'tis too bad, too bad. Edm. Yes, madam, he was of that consort. Reg. No marvel then, though he were ill affected: 'Tis they have put him on the old man's death, That, if they come to sojourn at my house, I shall serve you, sir, Edm. Truly, however else. Glo. For him I thank your grace. Corn. You know not why we came to visit you,— Reg. Thus out of season; threading darkeyed night. Occasions, noble Gloster, of some poize, [Exeunt. Stew. Why, then I care not for thee. Kent. If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee care for me. Stew. Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not. Kent. Fellow, I know thee. Stew. What dost thou know me for? Kent. A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, threesuited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service; and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. Stew. Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one that is neither known of thee, nor knows thee! Kent. What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou know'st me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up thy heels and beat thee, before the king? Draw, you rogue; for, though it be night, the moon shines: I'll make a sop o'the moonshine of you. Draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger; draw. [Drawing his sword. Stew. Away; I have nothing to do with thee. Kent. Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the king, and take vanity the puppet's part against the royalty of her father. Draw, you rogue, or I'll so carbonado your shanks,—draw, you rascal: come your ways. Stew. Help, ho! murder! help! Kent. Strike, you slave: stand, rogue, stand: you neat slave, strike! [Beating him. Stew. Help, ho! murder; murder! Enter EDMUND, CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOSTER, and Servants. Edm. How now? What's the matter?-Part! Kent. With you, goodman boy, if you please : come, I'll flesh you; come on, young master. Glo. Weapons! arms! What's the matter here? Corn. Keep peace, upon your lives: He dies that strikes again. What is the matter? Reg. The messengers from our sister and the Kent. Ay, a tailor, sir: a stone-cutter or a painter could not have made him so ill, though they had been but two hours at the trade. Corn. Speak yet, how grew your quarrel? Stew. This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared At suit of his grey beard,— Kent. Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!-My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him.-Spare may grey beard, you wagtail! Corn. Peace, sirrah! You beastly knave, know you no reverence? Kent. That such a slave as this should wear a sword, Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these, Like rats, oft bite the holy cords atwain passion That in the natures of their lords rebels; Kent. No contraries hold more antipathy Corn. Why dost thou call him knave? What's his offence? Kent. His countenance likes me not. Corn. No more, perchance, does mine, or his, or hers. Kent. Sir, 't is my occupation to be plain : I have seen better faces in my time Than stands on any shoulder that I see Reg. Sir, being his knave, I will. [Stocks brought out. Corn. This is a fellow of the self-same colour Our sister speaks of.-Come, bring away the stocks. Glo. Let me beseech your grace not to do so: His fault is much, and the good king his master Will check him for 't-your purposed low correction Is such as basest and contemned'st wretches, For pilferings and most common trespasses, Are punished with. The king must take it ill, That he, so slightly valued in his messenger, Should have him thus restrained. Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st Approach, thou beacon to this under globe, Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold Fortune, good night: smile once more; turn SCENE III-A Part of the Heath. Edg. I heard myself proclaimed; Blanket my loins; elf all my hair in knots; |