Enter KING, QUEEN, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN. King. And can you, by no drift of conference Get from him, why he puts on this confusion; Grating so harshly all his days of quiet With turbulent and dangerous lunacy? Ros. He does confess, he feels himself distracted; But from what cause he will by no means speak. Guil. Nor do we find him forward to be sounded; But with a crafty madness, keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. Queen. Did he receive you well? To hear him so inclin'd. Good gentlemen, give him a further edge, [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and Guildenstern. Her father, and myself (lawful espials 8), Will so bestow ourselves, that, seeing, unseen, Queen. Madam, I wish it may. [Exit QUEEN. Pol. Ophelia, walk you here: - - Gracious, so please you, We will bestow ourselves: - Read on this book; [TO OPHELIA. That show of such an exercise may colour Your loneliness. We are oft to blame in this, — 'Tis too much prov'd 9,—that, with devotion's visage, The devil himself. And pious action, we do sugar o'er King. O, 'tis too true! how smart A lash that speech doth give my conscience! [Aside. Pol. I hear him coming; let's withdraw, my lord [Exeunt KING and POLONIUS. Enter HAMLET. Ham. To be, or not to be, that is the question: to No more; - and, by a sleep, to say we end The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die; to sleep : To sleep! perchance to dream;-ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, 4 For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, 9 Too frequent. 1 Stir, bustle. 2 Consideration. I never gave you aught. No, not I: Oph. My honour'd lord, you know right well, you did; And, with them, words of so sweet breath compos'd Ham. Ha, ha! are you honest? Ham. Are you fair? Oph. What means your lordship? Ham. That if you be honest and fair, you should admit no discourse to your beauty. Oph. Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty? Ham. Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner debase honesty from what it is, than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness; this was some time a paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. Oph. Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so. Ham. You should not have believed me: for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock, but we shall relish of it: I lov'd you not. Oph. I was the more deceived. Ham. Get thee to a nunnery; Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck, than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in: What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven! We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us: Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your father? Oph. At home, my lord. Ham. Let the doors be shut upon him; that he may play the fool no where but in 's own house. Farewell. Oph. O, help him, you sweet heavens ! Ham. If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry; Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery; farewell: Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough, what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too. Farewell. you Oph. Heavenly powers, restore him! Ham. I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; Nature hath given you one face, and make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance: Go to; I'll no more of 't; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages; those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go. [Exit HAMLET. 8 Prayers. Oph. O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown! The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword: The expectancy and rose of the fair state, The glass of fashion, and the mould of form, The observed of all observers ! quite, quite down! To have seen what I have seen, see what I see! King. Love! his affections do not that way tend; Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little, Was not like madness. There's something in his soul, O'er which his melancholy sits on brood; King. SCENE II. A Hall in the same. Enter HAMLET, and certain Players. Ham. Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue : but if you mouth it, as many of our players do, I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus; but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as I may say) whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance, that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul, to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings 2; who, for the most part, are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shows and noise: I would have such a fellow whipt for o'er-doing Termagant; it out-herods Herod3: Pray you, avoid it. 1 Play. I warrant your honour. Ham. Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor: suit the action to the 9 Alienation of mind. 1 Reprimand him with freedom. 2 The meaner people then seem to have sat in the pit. 3 Herod's character was always violent. Something too much of this. word, the word to the action; with this special | As I do thee. 1 Play. I hope, we have reformed that indifferently with us. Ham. O, reform it altogether. And let those, that play your clowns, speak no more than is set down for them: for there be of them, that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too; though, in the mean time, some necessary question of the play be then to be considered: that's villainous; and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready. [Exeunt Players. Enter POLONIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUIL Hor. Here, sweet lord, at your service. Ham. Nay, do not think I flatter: No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp; 4 Iropression, resemblance. 6 Quick, ready. If he steal aught, the whilst this play is playing, Get you a place. Danish March. A Flourish. Enter KING, QUEEN, King. How fares our cousin Hamlet? King. I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet; these words are not mine. Ham. No, nor mine now. My lord, - you played once in the university, you say? [TO POLONIUS. Pol. That did I, my lord: and was accounted a good actor. Ham. And what did you enact? Pol. I did enact Julius Cæsar; I was kill'd i' the Capitol; Brutus killed me. Ham. It was a brute part of him, to kill so capital a calf there. - Be the players ready? Ros. Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience. [Lying down at OPHELIA's Feet. Pol. O ho! do you mark that? [To the KING, Oph. You are merry, my lord. Oph. Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord. Ham. So long? Nay, then let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens ! die two months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's hope, a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year: But he must build churches then : or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse; whose epitaph is, For, 0, for, 0, the hobby-horse is forgot. Enter Prologue. P. King. I do believe, you think what now you But, what we do determine, oft we break. Their own enactures 8 with themselves destroy : Ham. We shall know by this fellow: the players That even our loves should with our fortunes change; cannot keep counsel; they'll tell all. Oph. Will he tell us what this show meant? Oph. I'll mark the play. Pro. For us, and for our tragedy, Here stooping to your clemency, We beg your hearing patiently. For 'tis a question left us yet to prove, Ham. Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring? But, orderly to end where I begun, — Ham. As woman's love. Enter a King and a Queen. P. King. Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart Neptune's salt wash, and Tellus' 3 orbed ground; P. Queen. So many journeys may the sun and moon • Make us again count o'er, ere love be done! So far from cheer, and from your former state, My operant 6 powers their functions leave to do: P. Queen. O, confound the rest! Our wills, and fates, do so contráry run, Sport and repose lock from me, day and night! P. King. 'Tis deeply sworn. [To OPHELIA. Sweet, leave me [Exit. Ham. Madam, how like you this play? Ham. No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest; no offence i' the world. King. What do you call the play? Ham. The mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see anon; 'tis a knavish piece of work: But what of that? your majesty, and we P. Queen. The instances 7, that second marriage that have free souls, it touches us not: Let the move, Are base respects of thrift, but none of love; A second time I kill my husband dead, 2 Secret wickedness. 3 The earth. 4 Shining, lustre. 5 In proportion to the extent of my love. • Active. 7 Motives. galled jade wince, our withers are unwrung. Ham. Begin, murderer; faces, and begin. Come; The croaking raven Doth bellow for revenge. Ham. You are welcome. Guil. Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right breed. If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer, I will do your mother's com Luc. Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and mandment: if not, your pardon, and my return, time agreeing; Confederate season, else no creature seeing; Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected, [Pours the Poison into the Sleeper's Ears. Ham. What! frighted with false fire! Pol. Give o'er the play. King. Give me some light: -away! Pol. Lights, lights, lights! [Exeunt all but HAMLET and HORATIO. For some must watch, while some must sleep; Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers, (if the Hor. Half a share. Ham. A whole one, I. For thou dost know, O Damon dear, Of Jove himself; and now reigns here Hor. You might have rhymed. Ham. O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand pound. Didst perceive? Hor. Very well, my lord. Ham. Upon the talk of the poisoning, Hor. I did very well note him. Ham. Ah, ah! Come, some musick; come, the recorders.4 For if the king like not the comedy, Why then, belike, he likes it not, perdy. 5— Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN. Come, some musick. Ros. She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you go to bed. Ham. We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have you any further trade with us? Ros. My lord, you once did love me. Ham. And do still, by these pickers and stealers. Ros. Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you do, surely, but bar the door upon your own liberty, if you deny your griefs to your friend. Ham. Sir, I lack advancement. Ros. How can that be, when you have the voice of the king himself for your succession in Denmark? Ham. Ay, sir, but While the grass grows,― the proverb is something musty. Enter the Players, with Recorders. O, the recorders: let me see one. To withdraw with you: Why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil? Guil. O, my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly. Ham. I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe? Guil. My lord, I cannot. Ham. I pray you. Guil. Believe me, I cannot. Guil. I know no touch of it, my lord. Ham. 'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages 6 with your fingers and thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent Guil. Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with musick. Look you, these are the stops. you. Ham. Sir, a whole history. Guil. The king, sir, Ham. Ay, sir, what of him? Guil. But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony; I have not the skill. Ham. Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me? You would play upon me; you Guil. Is, in his retirement, marvellous distem- would seem to know my stops; you would pluck pered. Ham. With drink, sir? Guil. No, my lord, with choler. Ham. Your wisdom should show itself more richer, to signify this to the doctor; for, for me to put him to his purgation, would, perhaps, plunge him into more choler. Guil. Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame, and start not so wildly from my affair. Ham. I am tame, sir:-) - pronounce. Guil. The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of spirit, hath sent me to you. |