Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- Iowa, and Oregon. Indiana, and Illinois. and California. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN RISES. SETS. SETS. MOON SETS. H. M. BOSTON RISES. GETS. SETS. NYORK RISES. SETS. H. M. H. M. H. M. 1S 3 15 6 10 7 14 5 14 0 7 4 30 7 11 5 18 0 935 2 47 0 5 30 15 28 10 40 2 48 6 58 5 31 6 655 34 10 38 05 29 11 43 3 356 57 5 32 11 41 ev.21 6 545 35 11 39 5 17 6 595 30 morn 2 20 6 56 57 5 32 0 43 9 35 10 46 10 39 11 32 6 57 5 339 34 4 25 6 56 5 34 morn 1 12 6 535 36 morn 5 18 6 55 5 35 0 40 2 46 52 5 38 0 37 27 T 1 32 3 19 6 39 5 49 10 28 F 1 29 4 7 6 38 5 50 11 1 29 S 1 25 4 58 6 37 5 50 morn MOON.-Perigee, 7th; apogee, 19th; highest, 5th; on equator, 11th, 25th; lowest, 18th. 2 30 6 37 5 51 10 59 11 59 6 345 53 10 56 3 14 6 36 5 52 morn morn 6 345 53 11 59 COLERIDGE was descanting, in the presence of Charles Lamb, upon the repulsive appearance of the oyster. "It isn't handsome, Coleridge," said Lamb, "but it has the advantage of you in one thing." "What is that?" queried Coleridge, who, as everybody knows, was an exhaustless talker. "It knows when to shut its mouth," was the reply. A LITTLE boy asked his mother what blood relations meant. She explained that it meant near relations, etc. After thinking a moment, he said, "Then, mother, you must be the bloodiest relation I've got." A WELL-KNOWN United States detective was riding in a street car when a well-dressed pickpocket entered. Judging from the detective's careless manner and genteel appearance that he was a pigeon worth plucking, seated himself beside the little man, and in a very dextrous manner commenced fingering his vest-pocket. The detective took hold of the soft hand of the thief, and shaking it cordially, said, "My dear friend, how do you do? I'm very sorry, but you will have to go to the other side of the car, as I haven't got a cent about me!" The pickpocket made his exit without waiting to ring the bell. SIDEREAL NOON. Evening MOON SOUTH. Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary State, Michigan, Wisconsin, H. M. н. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. Conn., N. Jersey, Penn., Ohio, land, Va., Ky., Mo., M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. W. H. M. 0 51 and California. SUN SUN MOON RISES. SETS. SETS. H. M. H. M. H. M. 6 33 5 54 morn 6 32 5 55 1 1 SETS. 4 6 355 53 0 2 4 6 345 53 1 5 1 50 10 T 3 48 5 476 22 0 1 0 34 5 48 6 21 morn 4 495 466 23 1 1 1 365 476 22 0 56 MOON.-Perigee, 6th; apogee, 18th; highest, 3d, 31st; on equator, 9th, 24th; lowest, 13th. NEWTON invited a friend to dinner and forgot A COBBLER in Essex thus announced his callit. The friend arrived and found the philoso-ing: "Surgery performed here upon old boots or pher in a fit of abstraction. Dinner was brought shoes, by adding of the feet, making good the up for one. The friend, without disturbing New- legs, binding the broken, healing the wounded, ton, sat down and dispatched it. Newton re- mending the constitution, and supporting the covered from his reverie, looked at the empty body with new soles. Advice gratis." dishes, and said, "Well, really, if it wasn't for the proof before my eyes, I could have sworn that I had not yet dined." DR. HOLMES says that easy-crying widows take new husbands soonest; there is nothing like wet weather for transplanting. 5 3 36 12 3 45 1 59 2 48 12 0 21 72 50 10 44 10 46 3 11 12 1 22 ev. 1 10 ev.25 Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- Iowa, and Oregon. Indiana, and Illinois. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON land, Va., Ky., Ho., and California. H. W. SUN SUN MOON NYORK RISES. SETS. SETS. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. н. M. H. м. н. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 11 19 T 11 15 7 34 5 43 6 25 96 49 sets 11 36 5 11 6 46 76 50 7 47 morn 5 66 51 8 43 46 52 9 58 36 53 11 0 4 32 5 16 55 11 57 5 30 506 56 morn 9 29 6 26 4 58 6 57 0 49 9 25 7 214 576 58 1 33 MOON.-Perigee, 3d and 28th ; apogee, 15th; on equator, 6th, 20th; lowest, 13th; highest, 27th. sets 8 18 5 14 6 43 sets 10 6 47 7 45 9 4 5 136 44 7 42 0 18 5 86 48 8 40 9 50 5 116 45 8 36 1 35 76 49 9 54 10 36 5 10 6 46 9 50 1 525 2 44 5 3 38 5 4 39 5 Thompson-beg your pardon-Mrs. Rogers, won't you just step down to the door and pick out Rogers, for Thompson wants to go home." JOHN tells a story of Thompson and Rogers, two married bucks of New York, who, wandering home late one night, stopped at what Thompson supposed was his residence, but which his companion insisted was his own house. Thomp- IN ORDER to get an enemy, lend a man a small son rang the bell lustily, when a window was sum of money for a day. Call upon him in a opened and a lady inquired what was wanted. week for it. Wait two months. In three months "Madam," inquired Mr. T., "isn't this Mr. insist upon his paying you. He will get angry, T-Thompson's house?" "No," replied the denounce you, and ever after speak of you in lady, "this is the residence of Mr. Rogers." abusive terms. We have seen this experiment "Well," exclaimed Thompson, "Mrs. T-T-tried repeatedly, and never knew it fail. MOON SOUTH, Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON Morning RISES. SETS. SETS. SETS. H. M. н. M. H. M. H. Μ. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M.H. M. B. M. 1720 8 18 18 M 8 14 19 T 8 10 8 16 4 377 16 2 16 9 14 367 17 2 46 9 48 4 357 18 3 17 8 6 10 38 4 34 7 19 3 52 2 11 30 4 337 20 7 58 ev. 25 4 327 21 sets 23 S 7 54 1 24 4 317 22 2 23 4 317 23 9 50 3 23 4 307 24 10 45 4 21 4 29 7 25 11 33 5 18 4 29 7 26 morn 11 4 287 27 0 17 34 277 28 0 55 7 52 4 277 28 1 30 7 23 8 414 267 29 2 2 MOON.-Apogee, 13th; perigee, 25th; on equator, 3d, 17th, 31st; lowest, 10th; highest, 24th. 7 56 4 417 12 2 16 4 414 467 7 2 15 9 374 397 14 10 26 4 39 7 15 11 13 4 38 7 16 4 32 11 58 4 377 17 sets morn 4 367 18 8 46 0 48 4 367 19 9 46 10 25 4 417 13 9 42 1 394 35 7 20 10 41 11 15 4 407 14 10 37 2 33 4 34 7 20 11 30 morn 4 39 7 14 11 26 3 27 4 34 7 21 morn 0 13 4 397 15 morn 4 26 4 33 7 22 0 15 0 12 5 27 4 327 23 0 53 6 28 4 327 23 1 30 7 30||4 317 24 2 2 6 23 4 447 9 3 19 7 11 4 437 10 3 56 7 55 4 437 10 4 35 8 43 4 427 11 sets A BLIND man had been sitting one day, and pleasantly chatting with some visitors for an hour, when one of them wished the company good-morning, and left the room. "What white teeth that lady has!" said the sarcastic blind man. "How can you possibly tell that?" said a friend, "Because," was the ready answer, "for the last half hour she has done nothing but laugh." "WHY don't you enlist, Ginger?" asked a white soldier. "Wal, massa," said the contraband, "did you ever see two dogs fightin' for a bone?" "Certainly, Ginger." Wal, did you ever see de bone fight?" "Not I." "Wal, massa, you're bof fightin' and Ginger's de bone. Guess dis nigger won't fight." "WERE you guarded in your conduct while in New York?" said a father to his son, who had just returned from his visit to the city. "Yes, sir-part of the time by policemen." DAY OF MONTH. HE DAY Morning MOON SOUTH. Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- State, Michigan, Wisconsin, SUN SUN MOON H. W. RISES. SETS M. н. M. H. M. II. M. Indiana, and Illinois. and California. 8 26 4 317 24 9 17 4 307 25 3 42 10 6 4 307 26 rises 10 54 4 307 26 7 46 11 35 4 29 7 27 8 37 ev.174 29 7 28 723 655 1 36 4 237 33 9 24 1 04 297 28 9 19 4 297 29 10 310 27 4 34 7 23 958 2 23 4 287 30 10 41 11 6 4 34 7 24 10 37 3 5 4 287 30 11 15 11 50 4 34 7 24 11 12 3 49 4 28 7 31 11 48 ev.35 4 34 7 25 11 46 4 36 4 287 31 morn 1 23 4 34 7 25 morn 5 25 4 287 32 0 17 2 12 4 34 7 26 0 16 6 19 4 28 7 32 046 3 4 4 34 7 26 7 14 4 287 32 1 17 9 46 4 34 7 23 9 15 5 4 28 7 33 3 3 9 584 287 33 6 444 34 7 28 8 4 227 39 3 49 10 55 4 287 34 3 53 7 39 4 34 7 28 3 57 84 23 7 40 sets 11 46 4 29 7 34 sets 8 28 4 34 7 28 sets 94 237 40 8 35 morn 4 297 34 8 31 9 21 4 34 7 28 8 26 10 4 237 40 9 28 0 36 4 297 34 9 24 10 14 4 35 7 28 9 20 10 4 237 40 10 16 1 29 4 29 7 3410_13 11 44 35 7 29 10 10 4 64 237 40 10 57 2 21 4 297 3510 54 11 58 4 35 7 29 10 52 4 594 247 41 11 32 3 13 4 307 35 11 81 morn 4 35 7 29 11 30 5 41 5 50 4 24 7 41 morn 4 36 7 29 morn 5 37 6 39 4 247 41 2 25 5 50 4 34 7 27 2 28 3 6 39 5 4 307 35 morn 0 52 0 6 1 48 4 367 29 0 6 29 M 5 29 8 16 4 25 7 40 1 10 A BEAUTIFUL Parisian girl called on a lawyer | of that city noted for his sagacity, to learn how she could compel a certain gentleman, with whom she had fallen in love, to marry her whether or no. "You must contrive to remain alone with him, mademoiselle, three times, and fifteen minutes each time, and have good proof of the fact," said the lawyer. "Very well, Monsieur," replied the girl. She called twice more on the lawyer, remaining alone with him about twenty minutes on each occasion, and at the close of the last interview informed the aston ished man that he was the person she was after, and that she had her witnesses all on hand in the entry. He married her and was happy. THE other day a town crier took in charge a lost child, and proceeded to hunt up his parents. On being asked by a lady what the matter was, he replied: "Here's an orphan child, madam, and I'm trying to find his parents." MARK TWAIN, lecturing on the Sandwich Islands, offered to show how the cannibals eat their food, if some lady would hand him a baby. The lecture was not illustrated. |