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While those the has indulg'd in foul and body,
Are moft averfe to induftry and study,
And th' activ'ft fancies fhare as loofe alloys,
For want of equal weight to counterpoife.
But when thole great conveniencies meet,
Of equal judgment, industry, and wit,
The one but itrives the other to divert,
While Fate and Cuftom in the feud take part,
And fcholars, by prepofterous over-doing, 105
And under-judging, all their projects ruin ;
Who, though the understanding of mankind
Within fo ftrait a compafs is confin'd,
Difdain the limits Nature fets to bound
The wit of man, and vainly rove beyond.
The braveft foldiers fcorn, until they 're got
Close to the enemy, to make a fhot;
Yet great philofophers delight to stretch
Their talents moit at things beyond their reach,
And proudly think t' unriddle every caufe
That Nature ufes, by their own bye-laws;
When 'tis not only' impertinent, but rude,
Where the denies admihion, to intrude;
And all their induftry is but to crr,
Unlels they have free quarantine from her;
Whence 'tis the world the lefs has understood,
By ftriving to know more than 'tis allow'd.
For Adam, with the lofs of P: radife
Bought know ledge at too defperate a price,
And ever fince that miferable fate
Learning dia never coft an eafier rate;
For, though the most divine and fovereign good
That Nature has upon mankind bettow'd,
Yet it has prov'd a greater hinderance
To th' intereft of truth than ignorance,
And therefore never bore fo high a value
As when 'twas low, contemptible, and thallow;
Had academies, fchools, and colleges,
Endow'd for its improvement and increase;
With pomp and thew was introduc'd with maces,
More than a Roman magiftrate had fafces;
Impower'd with itatute, privilege, and mandate,
Taffume an art, and after understand it;
Like bills of store for taking a degree,
With all the learning to it cuftom-free;
And own profeflions which they never took
So much delight in as to read one book:
Like princes, had prerogative to give
Convicted malefactors a reprieve;
And, having but a little paltry wit

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More than the world, reduc'd and govern'd it,
But fcorn'd, as foon as 'twas but understood,
As better is a fpiteful foe to good,
And now has nothing left for its fupport,
But what the darkest times provided for 't.
Man has a natural defire to know,
But th' one half is for intereft, th' other fhow:
As fcriveners take more pains to learn the fleight
Of making knots, than all the hands they write:
So all his study is not to extend
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The bounds of knowledge, but fome vainer end;
T'appear and pafs for learned, though his claim
Will hardly reach beyond the empty name:
For most of thofe that drudge and labour hard,
Furnish their understandings by the yard, 160

As a French library by the whole is,
So much an ell for quartos' an i fer folics;
To which they are bat indexes themselves,
And anderftan no further than the shelves;
But fmatter with the true ad editions, 165
And place them in their Claica' partitions;
When all a ftudent knows of ant he reads
Is not in 's own, but under general heads
Of common-places, not in his own power,
But, like Datch man's money, i' th' cantore,
Where all he can make of it at the beft, 171
Is hardly three per cent. for intere;
And whether he will ever get it out,
Into his own poffeffion, is a coubt:
Affects all books of paft and modern ages, 175
But reads no further than the title-pages,
Only to con the authors' names by rote,
Or, at the beft, thofe of the books they quote,
Enough to challenge intimate acquaintance
With all the learned Moderns and the Ancients.
As Roman noblemen were want to greet,
And compliment the rabble in the street.
Had nomenclators in their trains, to claim
Acquaintance with the meanest by his name,
And, by fo mean contemptible a bribe,
Trepann'd the fuffrages of every tribe;
So learned men, by authors' names unknown,
Have gain'd no fmall improvement to their own,
And he's cíteem'd the learned'it of all others,
That has the largest catalogue of authors.

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A: fmatterers prove more arrogant and pert, The lefs they truly understand an art; And, where they 've left capacity to doubt, Are wont t' appear moit peremptory and ftout; While thofe that know the mathematic lines Where Nature all the wit ef man confines; And when it keeps within its bounds, and where It acts beyond the limits of its iphere; Enjoy an absoluter free command O'er all they have a right to understand, Than those that falfely venture to encroach Where Nature has deny'd them all approach, And ftill, the more they ftrive to understand, Like great eftates, run furtheft behind-hand; Will undertake the univerfe to fathom, From infinite down to a single atom; Without a geometric inftrument, To take their own capacity's extent; Can tell as eafy how the world was made, As if they 'ad been bred up to the trade, And whether Chance, Neceflity, or Matter, Contriv'd the whole eftablishment of Nature; When all their wits to underftand the world Can never tell why a pig's tail is curl'd, Or give a rational account why fith, That always ufe to drink, do never pifs.

WHAT mad fantastic gambols have been play'd
By th' ancient Greek forefathers of the trade,
That were not much inferior to the freaks
Of all our lunatic fanatic fects!

The first and best philofopher of Athens
Was crackt, and ran ftark-ftaring mad with pa

tience,

And had no other way to fhew his wit,
But when his wife was in her fcolding-fit;
Was after in the Pagan Inquifition,
And fuffer'd martyrdom for no religion.
Next him, his fcholar, ftriving to expel
All poets his poetic commonweal,
Ex'd himself, and all his fellowers,
Notorious poets, only bating verfe.
The Stagvrite, unable to expound
The Euripus, leapt into 't, and was drown'd:
So he that put his eyes out, to confider
And contemplate on natural things the stealer,
Did but hinfelf for idiot convince,
Though reverenc'd by the learned ever fince:
Empedocles, to be efteem'd a god,

eapt into Etna, with his fandals food:
That being blown out, difcover'd what an afs
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great philofopher and juggler was,
That to his own new deity facrific'd,
And was him felf the victim and the priest.
The Cynic coin'd falfe money, and, for fear
Of being hang'd for 't, turn'd philofopher;

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Yet with his lantern went, by day, to find
One honeft man i' th' heap of all mankind;
An idle freak he needed not have done,
If he had known himself to be but one.
With fwarms of maggots of the felf-fanie rate,
The learned of all ages celebrate

Things that are properer for Knightsbridge col lege,

Than th' authors and originals of knowledge;
More fottith than the two fanatics, trying
To mend the world by laughing, or by crying;
Or he that laugh'd until he chok'd his whistle,
To rally on an afs that ate a thistle;
That th' antique fage, that was gallantt' a goofe,
A fitter miftrefs could not pick and chufe,
Whote tempers, inclinations, fenfe, and wit,
Like two indentures, did agree fo fit.

THE antient fceptics conftantly deny'd
What they maintain'd, and thought they justify'd;
For when they aflirm'd that nothing 's to be
known,

They did but what they faid before difown;
And, like Polemics of the Post, pronounce
The fame thing to be true and falfe at once.

Thefe folies had fuch influence on the rabble,
As to engage them in perpetual fquabble;
Divided Rome and Athens into clans
Of ignorant mechanic partifans;
That, to maintain their own hypothefes.
Broke one another's blockheads, and the peace;
Were often fet by officers i' th' stocks
For quarreling about a paradox:
When pudding-wives were launcht in cock-quean
ftools,

For falling foul on oy fter-women's fchools,
No herb-women fold cabbages or onions,
But to their goffips of their own opinions.
A Peripatetic cobler fcorn'd to foal
A pair of thoes of any other school;
And porters of the judgment of the Stoics,
To go an errand of the Cyrenpics:
That ufed t' encounter in athletis,
With beard to beard, and teeth and na's to fifts,
Like modern kicks and cuffs among the youth
Of academics, to maintain the truth.
But in the boldett feats of arms he Stoic
And Epicureans were the most heroic,
That foutly venter'd breaking of their necks,
To vindicate the interefts of their fects,
And ftill behav'd themfelves as of inte
In waging cuffs and bruife, as dispute,
Until with wounds and bruifes winch they' had
got,

Some hundreds were kill'd dead upon the fpot;
When all their quarrels, rightly under food,
Were but to prove difputes the tovereign good.

DISTINCTIONS, that had been at firft defign'd

To regulate the errors of the mind,

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And do not now, like carving, hit the joint,
But break the bones in pieces, of a point,
And with impertinent evafions force
The clearest reafon from its native courfe-
That argue things fo' uncertain, 'tis no matter
Whether they are, or never were in nature;
And venture to demonstrate, when they 've flur'd,
And palm'd a fallacy upon a word.

For difputants (as fwordímen ufe to fence
With blunted foy es) engage with blunted fenfe;
And, as they 're wont to falfify a blow,
Ufe nothing else to pass upon the foe;
Or, if they venture further to attack,
Like bowlers, ftrive to beat away the jack;
And, when they find themfelves too hardly preft

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AS old knights-errant in their harnefs fought
As fafe as in a caftle or redon't,
Gave one another defperate attacks,
To form the countericarps upon their backs;
So difputants advance, and poft their arms,
To storm the works of one another's terms;
Fall foul on fome extravagant expreffion,
But ne'er attempt the main defign and reafon-
So fome polemics ufe to draw their fwords
Againit the language only and the words;
As he who fought at barriers with Salmafius,
Engag'd with nothing but his style and phrafes,
Way'd to affert the murther of a prince,
The author of falfe Latin to convince;
But laid the merits of the cause afide,
By thofe that understood them to be try'd ;
And counted breaking Prifcian's head a thing
More capital than to behead a king;

For which he 'as been admir'd by all the learn'd,
Of knaves concern'd, and pedants unconcern'd.

JUDGMENT is but a curious pair of fcales, That turns with th' hundredth part of true or faife,

And ftill, the more 'tis us'd, is wont t'abate
The fub lety and nicenefs of its weight,
Unlefs 'tis folie, and will not rife nor fall,
Like thofe that are lefs artificial;
And therefore students, in their ways of judging,
Are fain to fwallow many a fenfelefs gudgeon,
And by their over-undei ftanding lofe.
Its active faculty with too much ufe;
For reafon, when to curioufly 'tis fpun,
Is but the next of all removed from none.
It is Opinion governs all mankind,
As wifely as the blind that leads the blind:
For, as thofe farnames are esteem'd the best
That fignify in all things ife the leaft,
So men pafs faireft in the world's opinion,
That have the leaft of truth and reafon in them,
Truth would undo the world, if it poffeft
The meaneft of its right and intereft;

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Is but a titular princefs, whofe authority
Is always under age, and in minority;
Has all things done, and carried in its name,
But most of all where it can lay no claim;
As far from gaiety and complaisance,
As greatnefs, infolence, and ignorance;
And therefore has furrendred her dominion
O'er all mankind to barbarous Opinion,
That in her right ufurps the tyrannies
| And arbitrary government of lyes-

As no tricks on the rope but thofe that break,
Or come moft near to breaking of a neck,
Are worth the fight, fo nothing goes for wit
But nonfenfe, or the next of all to it:
For nonfenfe, being neither falie nor true,
A little wit to any thing may fcrew;
And, when it has a while been us'd, of courie
Will ftand as well in virtue, power and forct,
And pafs for fente t' all purposes as good
As if it had at firft been understood:
For nonfenfe has the ampleft privileges,
And more than all the ftrongest fente obliges;
That furnishes the fchools with terms of art,
The mysteries of fcience to impart;
Supplies all feminaries with recruits
Of endless controverfies and difputes;
For learned nonfenfe has a deeper found
Than easy sense, and goes for more profound.

FOR all our learned authors now compile
At charge of nothing but the words and style,
And the most curious critics or the learned
Believe themselves in nothing elfe concerned;
For, as it is the garniture and dress

That all things wear in books and languages
(And all men's qualities are wont t' appear,
According to the habits that they wear),
'Tis probable to be the trueft teft
Of all the ingenuity o' th' rest.
The lives of trees lie only in the barks,
And in their styles the wit of greatest clerks;
Hence 'twas the ancient Roman politicians
Went to the fchools of foreign rhetoricians,
To learn the art of patrons, in defence
Of intereft and their clients' eloquence;
When confuls, cenfors, fenators, and præter
With great dictators, us'd to apply to rheto
To hear the greater magistrate o' th' school
Give fentence in his haughty chair-curule,
And thofe who mighty nations overcame,
Were fain to say their letfons, and declame.

Words are but pictures, true or falfe de ga
To draw the lines and features of the mis;
The characters and artificial draughts,
T'exprefs the inward images of thoughts;
And artifts fay a picture may be gond,
Although the moral be not understood;
Whence fome infer they may admire a style,
Though all the reft be e'er fo mean and ▼
Applaud th' outfides of words, but never
With what fantaftic tawdry they are lin

So orators, enchanted with the twang
Of their own trillos, take delight t' har ang

Whofe fcience, like a juggler's box and balls,
Conveys and counterchanges true and false;,
Cafts mifts before an audience's eyes,
To país the one for th' other in difguife;
And, like a morrice-dancer drefs'd with bells,
Only to ferve for noife and nothing else,
Such as a carrier makes his cattle wear,
And hangs for pendents in a horfe's ear;
For, if the language will but bear the test,
No matter what becomes of all the reft:
The ableft orator, to fave a word,
Would throw all fenfe and reafon overboard.
Hence 'tis that nothing elfe but eloquence
Is ty'd to fuch a prodigal expence;
That lays out half the wit and fenfe it ufes
Upon the other half's, as vain excufes:
For all defences and apologies

Are but fpecifics t' other frauds and lyes;
And th' artificial wath of eloquence
Is daub'd in vain upon the clearest fenfe,
Only to ftain the native ingenuity
Of equal brevity and perfpicuity;
Whilft all the best and fobereft things he does,
Are when he coughs, or fpits, or blows his nofe;
Handles no point fo evident and clear
(Befides his white gloves) as his handkercher;
Unfolds the niceft fcruple fo diftinct,
As if his talent had been wrapt up in 't
Unthriftily, and now he went about
Henceforward to improve and put it out.

THE pedants are a mongrel breed, that fojourn
Among the ancient writers and the modern;
And, while their studies are between the one
And th' other spent, have nothing of their own;
Like fpunges, are both plants and animals,
And equally to both their natures falfe:
For, whether 'tis their want of converfation,
Inclines them to all forts of affectation;
Their fedentary life and melancholy,
The everlasting nursery of folly;

Their poring upon black and white too fubtly
Has turn'd the infides of their brains to motley;
Or fquandering of their wits and time upon
Too many things, has made them fit for none;
Their conftant overftraining of the mind
Distorts the brain, as horfes break their wind;
Or rude confufions of the things they read
Get up, like noxious vapours, in the head,
Until they have their conftant wanes, and fulls,
And changes, in the infides of their fealls;
Or venturing beyond the reach of wit
Has render'd them for all things elte unfit;
But never bring the world and books together,
And therefore dever rightly judge of either:
Whence multitudes of reverend men and critics
Have got a kind of intellectual rickets,
And, by th' immoderate excess of itudy,
Have found the fickly head outgrow the body.
For pedantry is but a corn or wast,
Bred in the fkin of judgment, feufe, and art,
A fupify'd excrefcence, like a wen,
Fed by the peccant humours of learn'd smen,

That never grows from natural defects
Of downright and untutor'd intellects,
But from the over-curious and vain
Distempers of an artificial brain-

So he that once ftood for the learned'ft man,
Had read out Little-Britain and Duck-Lane;
Worn out his reafon, and reduc'd his body
And brain to nothing with perpetual study;
Kept tutors of all forts, and virtuofos,
To read all authors to him with their gloffes,
And made his lacquies, when he walk'd, bear
folios

Of dictionaries, lexicons, and fcholias,

To be read to him every way the wind
Should chance to fit, before him or behind;
Had read out all th' imaginary dueis
That had been fought by confonants and vowels;
Had crackt his feull, to find out proper places
To lay up all memoirs of things in cafes;
And practis'd all the tricks upon the charts,
To play with packs of fciences and arts,
That ferve t' improve a fechle gamefter's study,
That ventures at grammatic beaft, or nøddy;
Had read out all the catalogues of wares,
That come in dry vats o'er from Francfort fairs,
Whofe authors ufe t' articulate their furnamies
With fcraps of Greek more learned than the
Germans; /

Was wont to fcatter books in every room,
Where they might best be seen by all that come,
And lay a train that naturally fhould force
What he defign'd, as if it fell of courfe;
And all this with a worfe fuccefs than Cardan,
Who bought both books and learning at a bargain,
When, lighting on a philofophic fpell,
Of which he never knew one fyllable,
Prefto, be gone, h' unriddled all he had read,
As if he had to nothing clie been bred.

UPON AN HYPOCRITICAL

NONCONFORMIST.

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A PINDARIC ODE*.

I.

HERE 's nothing fo abfurd, or vain,
Or barbarous, or inhumane,

This and the two following compofitions are the only ones that our Author wrote in this meafure; which fome readers may, perhaps, think too grave and folemn for the fubject, and the turn of Butler's wit. It muft, however, be allowed, that he falls no way thort of his ufual depth and reach of thought, keennefs of fatire, and acutene's of expreision.

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Maft not be brought to justice thence,

And he that dares prefume to do 't,

To Satan, that engag'd him to 't.

To his immunities and free affairs, Or meddle faucily with theirs

And, to repair and edify his fpent

And broken-winded outward man, prefent For painful holding-forth against the government,

IV.

The fubtle fpider never fpins,

But on dark days, his flimy gins;

Nor does our engineer much. care to plant His fpiritual machines

Unless among the weak and ignorant,

Although their crimes be ne'er fo great and high; Th' inconftant, credulous, and light,

Is fentenc'd and deliver'd-up

For venturing wickedly to put a stop

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The vain, the factious, and the flight,
That in their zeal are most extravagant;
For trouts are tickled beft in muddy water:
And ftill, the muddier he finds their brains, *
The more he's fought and follow'd after,
And greater miniftrations gains:

For talking idly is admir'd,

And fpeaking nonienfe held inspir'd;
And still, the flatter and more dull
His gifts appear, is held more powerful;
For blocks are better cleft with wedges,
Than tools of fharp and fubtle edges;
And dulleft nonfenfe has been found,
By tome, to be the folid'ft and the most profes

V.

A great Apoftle once was faid
With too much learning to be mad;
But our great Saint becomes diftra&t,

And only with too little crackt:

Cries moral truths and human learning down, g And will endure no reafon but his own:

For 'tis a drudgery and task

As monftrous images and rude,

As ever Pagan, to believe in, hew'd, Or madman in a vifion faw;

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Miftakes the feeble impotence, And vain delufions of his mind,

To answer all men can object or ask;

For fpiritual gifts and offerings.

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But to be found impregnable,

And with a sturdy forehead to hold cut,
In spite of thame or reafon refolute,
Is braver than to argue and confute:
As he that can draw blood, they fay,
From witches, takes their magic power awar, 10
So he that draws blood int' a Brother's face.
Takes all his gifts away, and light, and grace
For, while he holds that nothing is fo damn'.
And fhameful as to be asham'd,

He never can b'attack'd,

But will come off; for Confidence, well back Among the weak and prepoffefs'd,

Has often Tru.h, with all her kingly power, a prefs'd.

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And is convinc'd no pale

O' th' church can be fo facred as a jail:

60 For, as the Indians' prifons are their inines, So he has found are all restraints

To thriving and ice-confcienç'd Saints;

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