The Squire concurr'd t' abandon him, When Sidrophel and he fell out; to fwear her to an execution; To pawn his inward ears to marry her, And bribe the devil himself to carry her; a which both dealt, as if they meant Their party-faints to represent, Who never fail'd, upon their fharing any profperous arms-bearing, o lay themselves out to fupplant at ere the Knight could do his part, ach other coufin-german faint. The Squire had got fo much the start, le'ad to the Lady done his errand, nd told her all his tricks aforehand, aft as he finith'd his report, he Knight alighted in the court, nd, having ty'd his beast t' a pale, nd taking time for both to stale, put his band and beard in order, he fprucer to accoft and board her: nd now began t'approach the door, Then the, wh' had ipy'd him out before, onvey'd th' informer out of fight, nd went to entertain the Knight; ith whom encountering, after longees f humble and fubmiffive congees, nd ail due ceremonies paid, eftroak'd his beard, and thus he faid; Madam, I do, as is my duty, onour the shadow of your shoe-tye; nd now am come to bring your ear prefent you 'll be glad to hear; t leaft I hope fo: the thing 's done, r may I never see the fun; or which I humbly now demand trformance at your gentle hand; nd that you'd pleafe to do your part, I have done mine, to my smart. With that he shrugg'd his sturdy back, s if he felt his fhoulders ake: Ethe, who well enough knew what Before he spoke) he would be at, retended not to apprehend he mystery of what he mean'd; nd therefore with'd him to expound his dark expreffions lefs profound. Madam, quoth he, I come to prove low much I've fuffer'd for your love, Which (like your votary) to win, have not fpar'd my tatter'd skin; And, for thofe meritorious lathes, To claim your favour and good graces. Quoth the, I do remember once freed you from th' inchanted iconce, And that you promis'd, for that favour, To bind your back to 'ts good behaviour, And for my fake and fervice vow'd To lay upon 't a heavy load, 130 And what 'twould bear t' a fcruple prove, As other Knights do oft make love; Which whether you have done or no Concerns yourfe f, not me, to know; But if you have, I fhall confefs Y' are honester than I could guess. Quoth he, If you fufpect my troth, I cannot prove it but by oath; And if you make a question on 't, I'll pawn my foul that I have done 't And he that makes his foul his furety, 140 I think, does give the best security. 135 145 Quoth fhe, So e fay the foul 's fecure Againft diftrefs and forfeiture; Is free from action, and exempt From execution and contempt; And to be fummon'd to appear In th' other world 's illegal here, 195 200 205 210 And therefore few make any account Int' what incumbrances they run 't: For moit men carry things fo even 150 Between this world, and hell, and heaven, Without the leaft offence to either, 215 The freely deal in all together, Thou 'aft broke perfidioufly thy oath, And not perform'd thy plighted troth, But fpar'd thy renegado back, Make lechers, and their punks, with dewtry, Where thou 'adft so great a prize at ftake; 260 Stark staring mad with manicon; Which now the Fates have order'd me, To stand upon my guard and scout, Who now, transform'd himself t' a bear, 265 270 275 And keep me in continual fears, 280 The wretched caitiff underwent, 285 Who, when they flash, and cut to pieces, 290 But when they make a leg and bow. Quoth he, For many years he drove 295 Procurer to th' extravagancy 300 To fmatter, quack, and cant, and dabble, He held his talent most adroit, For any myftical exploit, As others of his tribe had done, Abus'd, as you have been, b' a witch, For those that do his business best, But conjur'd int' a worfe caprich, Who fends me out on many a jaunt, Old houses in the night to haunt, Could get a grant, but in reversion, For opportunities t' improve He ferv'd two 'prenticeships, and longer, Defigns of thievery or love; I' th' mystery of a lady-monger: With drugs convey'd in drink or meat, And choke with funies of Guincy pepper; Becomes a puiney imp itself, And is another witch's elf: He, after searching far and near, 320 At length found one-in Lancashire, 315 For (as fome write) a witch's ghost, As foon as from the body looft, 35 Or Pharaoh's wizards, could their switches; And turns to comfits by his arts, And one by one, with fhame and fear, And told him now 'twas time to hear. Why then, faid the, that Sidrophel, Has damn'd himself to th' pit of hell, Who, mounted on a broom, the nag And did not doubt to bring the wretches, To ferve for pendulums to watches, 450 Since which he 'as play'd a thousand feats, And practis'd all mechanic cheats; Transform'd himself to th' ugly shapes Which, modern virtuofi fay, Incline to hanging every way. Befide, he fwore, and fwore 'twas true, Of wolves, and bears, baboons, and apes, Which he has vary'd more than witches, 390 That, ere he went in queft of you, He fet a figure to discover 455 If you were fled to Rye or Dover, And found it clear that, to betray 395 Yourselves and me, you fled this way, And that he was upon purfuit, To take you fomewhere hereabout. 460 He vow'd he had intelligence Of all that pafs'd before and fince, And found that, ere you came to him, 400 Y had been engaging life and limb 465 405 And prov'd that you might fwear and own Whatever's by the Wicked done; 470 For which moft bafely to requite The service of his gifts and light, You ftrove t'oblige him, by mean force, 410 To fcourge his ribs inttead of your's, But that he stood upon his guard, 475 And all your vapouring outdar'd; For which, between you both, the feat Has never been perform'd as yet. While thus the Lady talk'd, the Knight Turn'd th' outfide of his eyes to white (As men of inward light are wont To turn their optics in upon 't); He wonder'd how the came to know What he had done, and meant to do; Held up his affidavit-hand, 480 485 But he difdaining to embrace So filthy a defign and bafe, You fell to vapouring and huffing, And drew upon him like a ruffian; 425 As if he 'ad been to be arraign'd; Caft towards the door a ghaftly look, In dread of Sidrophel, and fpoke: Madam, if but one word be true Of all the wizard has told you, Surpriz'd him meanly, unprepar'd, Before he had time to mount his guard, And left him dead upon the ground, With many a bruife and defperate wound; Swore you had broke and robb'd his house, And ftole his talifmanique loufe, And all his new-found old inventions, With flat felonious intentions, Which he could bring out where he had, And what he bought them for, and paid: His flea, his morpion, and punese, He 'ad gotten for his proper eafe, And all in perfect minutes made, By th' ableft artist of the trade; Which (he could prove it) fince he lost, He has been eaten up almoft, And altogether might amount To many hundreds on account; For which he 'ad got fufficient warrant To feize the malefactors errant, Without capacity of bail, But of a cart's or horfe's tail; 490 Or but one fingle circumftance In all th' apocryphal romance, 430 May dreadful earthquakes fwallow down This veffel, that is all your own! Or may the heavens fall, and cover 495 Thefe reliques of your conftant lover! 435 You have provided well (quoth the) Why then (quoth he) may hell furprize. 500 505 Enough to ferve for fatisfaction Who, us'd to judge all matter of facts Madam (quoth he) your love 's a million, To do is less than to be willing, As I am, were it in my power, T'obey what you command, and more; There is no heaven in marriages; Two things that naturally prefs 515 That, as it makes but one of two, Reduces all things elfe as low, And at the best is but a mart Between the one and th' other part, That on the marriage -day is paid, Or hour of death, he bet is laid; And all the rest of better or worse, 520 Both are but lofers out of purse: For when upon their ungot heirs They' entail themfelves, and all that's theirs, What blinder bargain e'er was driven, Or wager laid at fix and feven? To país themselves away, and turn Their children's tenants ere they're born? 59 Beg one another idiot 525 530 535 To guardians, ere they are begot; Who is bound to vouch them for his own, 545 550 In foul play by the laws o' th' land. Has been run down in courts, and truckeľ'ds 555 Admits no power of revocation, Nor writ of Error, nor reverse Of judgment paft, for better or worse; 560 That beggars challenge under hedges, 570 (For what 's inferr'd by t' have and t' hold, 575 But fomething past away, and fold?) But that'tis of their own procuring. And men as often dangled for 't, And lurch the amorous rook and cheat. Runs through all beasts, and fish, and fowl, ` So love does, and has ever done; And therefore, though 'tis ne'er fo fond, Gives fire to his artillery, And off the loud oaths go, but, while 665 And daub their tempers o'er with washes 739 Wear under vizard-masks their talents, 670 Too fast to dream of breaking loofe; - 785 740 745 Hence 'tis fo few dare take their chance or then their late attracts decline, f clap and grincam of the mind, he natural effects of love, s other flames and aches prove: VOL. II. 680 Reduc'd t' eternal noife and fcolding; By th' husband mandrake, and the wife, 750 755 695 Quoth he, Thefe reafons are but strains 760 700 Carved from th' original, his fide, And perfect his recruiting fex; 3 [L] |