For why? If he should get a fall, He was of such a weight, The rugged road would bruise his flesh, She therefore did the post boy send, As has been said before, In hopes the horse that he might stop He went, and how he sped we know, Of other things at Edmonton The dinner waited-would be spoil'd-- They thought to waste such dainty fare, Would surely be a crime. Therefore t'was order'd in with speed, ""Twould be a shame not now to eat, Yes!-Paid it was,-for careful she, Convinced, no marketing could be So clever as her own. She had a frugal thought in this For landlords', well she prophesied, Would ample profit take, And, out of what it cost at first, At least would double make. Therefore, she sent a sav'ry hock, And now around the table see, The family all sit; But against John's return she thought, She would put by a bit. All cover'd up to keep it warm, About his dearest love. Though John was absent, yet they plied, Good ale, decanter'd fine and clear, Lamenting much their own forgot, That the stone bottles John had brought, But chance, or fate, or what you will, Attended each that day, For Miss the bottle tumbled down, The wine ran all away. This was a circumstance indeed, Made Mrs. Gilpin sad, Because she knew it must be paid, John Gilpin's health was handed round, "I wish my dearest dear," (Cried Mrs. Gilpin as she drank,) "My honest John was here." And here he was, just as she spoke, Upon his horse which went with speed, 66 The people cried again “a race," Which brought them out to view, And there her spouse again she saw, With those who did pursue. In vain she called, "John Gilpin, stop! In air her words were lost, Sure none upon their wedding day, Were e'er before so crost. Her heart again began to beat, And tears bedimm'd each eye, She call'd the bill, resolv'd soon, She call'd the bill and read it o'er, Surpris'd it was so large, And thought the landlord much to blame, In making such a charge. Expostulation was in vain, Her purse must pay the fine, Still, in her mind she vow'd no more, At Edmonton to dine. But those who're frugally inclin'd, So, Mrs. Gilpin thought it best, Remains to take away, As what she for her husband left, The sav'ry hock-the veal so white, At night she thought to pick. The children with their mother's plan, The remnant of the tarts. The bill was paid—the waiter too Had sixpence for his care, And now again they all set out, All in a chaise and pair. "Drive gently William on the road, "If you can gain intelligence, The sun was hasting to the west, The prospect round was sweet to sight, But neither birds, nor rural plains, Could Mrs. Gilpin charm, For fear, alas! her honest John, Now some who join'd the hue and cry, Were coming back again, Who full of fun and wicked wit, But added to her pain. "How fares John Gilpin?" cries the man, As he was bid to do, "Why he has broke his neck," they cried, And vow'd that it was true. The word was caught by all around, 66 And all around did speak, The city linendraper 's dead," "John Gilpin's broke his neck!" |