Of maidenheads, caught the common way, i' the | And why thus boldly I commit my credit night too, Under another's name, to make the matter me, If I had got this gingerbread; never stirred me. caudles, And scouring work, in nurses, bells, and babies, And ten to one would kill it; a worse sin Enter DON FREDERICK. Fred. Sure he's gone home: I have beaten all the purlieus, But cannot bolt him. If he be a-bobbing, [Exit. "Tis not my care can cure him: to-morrow morning I shall have further knowledge from a surgeon, Where he lies moor'd to mend his leaks. For Heaven's sake stay not here, Sir. Con. Alas! I am mistaken, lost, undone, Fred. I am. Con. Of this place? Fred. No, born in Spain. Con. As ever you loved honour, As ever your desires may gain their end, Fred. Y' have charmed me. Con. The time 's too dangerous To stay your protestations: I believe ye. Alas! I must believe ye. From this place, Good, noble Sir, remove me instantly. And for a time, where nothing but yourself, And honest conversation may come near me, In some secure place settle me. What I am, [me, Into a stranger's hand, the fears and dangers That force me to this wild course, at more leisure I shall reveal unto you. Fred. Come, be hearty, He must strike through my life that takes you from me. [Exeunt. Enter PETRUCHIO, ANTONIO, and two GENTLE MEN. Petr. He will sure come: are ye all well armed? Ant. Never fear us: Here's that will make 'em dance without a fiddle. Nor unadvised ones. Petr. We are to look for no weak foes, my [friends, Ant. Best gamesters make the best play; We shall fight close and home them. 1st Gent. Antonio, You are thought too bloody. And penny almanacs allow the opening Of veins this month. Why do you talk of bloody? rel? Petr. Speak softly, gentle cousin. What should men do, allied to these disgraces, Ant. By St. Jaques, come for, And the best blood I light on: I profess it, Petr. Let's talk no longer. Place yourselves with silence As I directed ye; and when time calls us, [Exeunt. Enter DON JOHN and his LANDLADY. Land. Nay, son, if this be your regardJohn. Good mother Land. Good me no goods-Your cousin and yourself Are welcome to me, whilst you bear yourselves John. I know you have. Land. Bring hither, as I say, to make my name Stink in my neighbour's nostrils, your devices, Your brats got out of alligant and broken oaths, Your linsey-woolsey work, your hasty puddings! I foster up your filch'd iniquities! You're deceived in me, Sir, I am none Of those receivers. John. Have I no sworn unto you, 'Tis none of mine, and show'd you how I foun.l it? Land. Ye found an easy fool that let you get it John. Will you hear me? Land. Oaths! what care you for oaths to gain your ends; When ye are high and pamper'd? What saint know ye? Or what religion, but your purposed lewdness, John. Heaven forbid, mother. John. Bring down the bottle of Canary wine. I must e'en make her drunk. [Aside.] Nay, gentle mother Land. Now fy upon ye! was it for this purpose You fetch'd your evening walks for your devotions? For this pretended holiness? No weather, And with a learned zeal have watch'd well too; your saint, It seems, was pleased as well. Still sicker, sicker! Enter PETER with a bottle of wine. John. There is no talking to her till I have drench'd her. Give me. Here, mother, take a good round draught. It will purge spleen from your spirits: deeper, mother. Land. Ay, ay, son; you imagine this will Land. I confess the wine mend [all. Your own eyes, signior; and the nether lip Land. Bless me! what things are these? Was not all lost: 'tis gold, and these are jewels Both rich and right, I hope. Land. Well, well, son John, I see y'ere a woodman, and can choose Your deer, though it be i' th' dark; all your discretion Is not yet lost; this was well clapp'd aboard; Here I am with ye now, when, as they say, Your pleasure comes with profit; when you must needs do, Do where you may be done to; 'tis a wisdom As you would make your rest, adventurously, [nurses. John. All this time, mother, The child wants looking to, wants meat and Land. Now blessing o' thy heart, it shall have And instantly I'll seek a nurse myself, son. [all; 'Tis a sweet child-Ah, my young Spaniard! Take you no farther care, Sir. John. Yes, of these jewels, [yours, I must by your good leave, mother; these are To make your care the stronger; for the rest, I'll find a master; the gold for bringing up on't, I freely render to your charge. Land. No more words, Nor no more children, good son, as you love me. This may do well. John. I shall observe your morals. About the like adventure; he told me, [not, John. Why should he stay us? There may be some ill chance in it: sleep I will Before I have found him. Now this woman's pleased, I'll seek my friend out, and my care is eased. [Exeunt. Enter DUKE and three GENTLEMEN. 1st Gent. Believe, Sir, 'tis as possible to do it, As to move the city: the main faction Lodger'd in my house! Now Heaven's my com- Swarm through the streets like hornets, and with fort, signior! John. I looked for this. Land. I did not think you would have used me thus; augurs Able to ruin states, no safety left us, Duke. May he be drawn, And quarter'd too, that turns now; were I surer Of death than thou art o' thy fears, and with death More than those fears are too 1st Gent. Sir, I fear not. Duke. I would not break my vow, start from my honour, Because I may find danger; wound my soul 1st Gent. I speak not, Sir, Out of a baseness to ye. Duke. No, nor do not Out of a baseness leave me. What is danger So with their cause and swords do they do dangers. 2d Gent. You may, Sir, But with what safety? 1st Gent. Since 'tis come to dying, Fred. Trust me, The abstract of all beauty, soul of sweetness! Defend me, honest thoughts, I shall grow wild else What eyes are there! rather what little heavens, To stir men's contemplation! What a Paradise Runs through each part she has! Good blood, be temperate! I must look off: too excellent an object Confounds the sense that sees it. Noble lady, If there be any further service to cast on me, Let it be worth my life, so much I honour ye, Or the engagements of whole families. Con. Your service is too liberal, worthy Sir. Thus far I shall entreat Fred. Command me, lady: You may make your power too poor. With all convenient haste, you will retire Fred. 'Tis done. Con. There if you find a gentleman oppress'd You shall perceive, Sir, that here be those With force and violence, do a man's office, And draw your sword to rescue him. Fred. He's safe, Be what he will, and let his foes be devils, Con. All my prayers go with ye. [Erit. Fred. Ye clap on proof upon me. Men say, gold Does all, engages all, works through all dangers. Now I say, beauty can do more The king's exchequer, Nor all his wealthy Indies, could not draw me Through half those miseries this piece of pleasure Might make me leap into: we are all like seacharts, All our endeavours and our motions As they do to the north) still point at beauty Still at the fairest; for a handsome woman, (Setting my soul aside) it should go hard But I will strain my body; yet to her, Unless it be her own free gratitude. Hopes, ye shall die, and thou, tongue, rot within Only a little stagger'd. Duke's fact. Let's pursue them. good coat, Fred. The pox, may be. John. Would 'twere no worse: ye talk of revelations, Duke. No, not a man, I charge ye. Thanks, I have got a revelation will reveal me Thou hast saved me a shrewd welcome: 'twas put home, With a good mind too, I'm sure on't. John. Are you safe then? Duke. My thanks to you, brave Sir, whose timely valour And manly courtesy came to my rescue. John. Ye had foul play offer'd ye, and shame befal him That can pass by oppression. Duke. May I crave, Sir, By this much honour more, to know your name, And him I am so bound to? John. For the bond, Sir, 'Tis every good man's tie: to know me further, Will little profit you; I am a stranger, An arrant coxcomb whilst I live. Fred. What is't? Thou hast lost nothing? John. No, I have got, I tell thee. John. One of the infantry, a child. John. A chopping child, man. Fred. Give you joy, Sir. John. A lump of lewdness, Frederick; that's the truth on't. This town's abominable. Fred. I still told ye, John, Your whoring must come home; I counsell'd ye: John. 'Tis none of mine, man. My country Spain, my name Don John, a gen- (Peeping into a house) by whom I know not, tleman That came abroad to travel. Duke. I have heard, Sir, Much worthy mention of ye, yet I find Fame short of what ye are. John. You are pleased, Sir, To express your courtesy: may I demand As freely what you are, and what mischance Cast you into this danger? Duke. For this present I must desire your pardon: you shall know me John. Your will 's your own, Sir. Duke. What is't you look for, Sir? Have you lost any thing! John. Only my hat i' th' scuffle; sure these fellows Nor where to find the place again; no, Frederick, 'Tis no poor one, That's my best comfort, for 't has brought about it Enough to make it man. Fred. Where is't? John. At home. Fred. A saving voyage; but what will you say, Signior, To him that searching out your serious worship, Has met a strange fortune? John. How, good Frederick? A militant girl to this boy would hit it. Of a distressed lady, one whose beauty John. Where is she? Fred. A woman of that rare behaviour, So qualified, as admiration Dwells round about her; of that perfect spiritJohn. Ay, marry, Sir. Fred. That admirable carriage, That sweetness in discourse; young as the mornHer blushes staining his. John. But where's this creature? Show me but that. Fred. That's all one; she 's forthcoming. I have her sure, boy. [ing, John. A gentleman I found engaged amongst And now to satisfy you, there is a woman- John. Oh, where is she? Fred. And one of no less worth than I told; And which is more, fallen under my protection. John. I am glad of that; forward, sweet Frederick. Fred. And which is more than that, by this night's wandering; And which is most of all, she is at home, too, Sir. John. Come, let's begone then. Fred. Yes, but 'tis most certain You cannot see her, John. John. Why? Fred. She has sworn me, That none else shall come near her; not my mo'Till some doubts are cleared. [ther, John. Not look upon her? What chamber is she in? [thony I do conceive; but where they are, good AnAnt. Ay, there it goes: my master's bo-peep with me, With his sly popping in and out again, Pet. What? Ant. Dost not hear a lute? Again! Pet. Where is't? [Lute sounds. Ant. Above, in my master's chamber. Pet. There's no creature: he hath the key [himself, Man. Ant. This is his lute, let him have it. [Sings within a little. Pet. I grant ye; but who strikes it? Art sure we are at home? Ant. Without all doubt, Peter. Pet. Then this must be the devil. Good devil, sing again: O dainty devil, Enter FREDERICK and DON JOHN Fred. Then come in softly; And as you love your faith, presume no further Than ye have promised. John. Basco. Fred. What makes you up so early, Sir? Pet. Do you hear? John. 'Tis your lute: she's playing on't. For this we have heard this half hour. Ant. The house is haunted, Sir: Fred. Ye saw nothing. Ant. Not I. Pet. Nor I, Sir. Fred. Get your breakfast then, And make no words on't: we'll undertake this If it be one. Ant. This is no devil, Peter! Mum! there be bats abroad. [spirit, [Exeunt ambo Fred. Stay, now she sings. John. An angel's voice, I'll swear. Fred. Why dost thou shrug so? Either allay this heat, or, as I live, I will not trust ye. John. Pass, I warrant ye. Enter 1st CONSTANTIA. [Exeunt. Con. To curse those stars that men say go vern us, To rail at fortune, to fall out with my fate, Which, as we sway 'em, so abuse or bless us. Enter FREDERICK, and DON JOHN peeping Fred. Peace to your meditations. John. Pox upon ye, Stand out of the light. |