Sic as hae aften rax'd the wyme Mair hardy, souple, steeve, and swank, Imprimis, then, a haggis fat, Secundo, then, a gude sheep's head, But thraw his nose, and birze, and pegh, And learn, that, maugre o' his wyme, Drummond, lang syne, o' Hawthornden, The wyliest and best o' men, Has gien you dishes ane or mae, That wad hae gar'd his grinders play, Then, niest, whan Samy's heart was faintin, Ah, willawins for Scotland now! Devall then, Sirs, and never send For daintiths to regale a friend; Or, like a torch at baith ends burnin, Your house will soon grow mirk and mournin ! * Alluding to two tunes under these titles. What's this I hear some cynic say* ?— To clap your thumb upon but Fife? Gie owre, young man! you'll meet your cornin, Come on, ye blades! but ere ye tulzie, * The Poet alludes to a gentleman in Dunfermline, who sent him a challenge, being highly offended at the concluding reflection in the "Expedition to Fife." ELEGY ON JOHN HOGG, Porter to the University of St Andrew's. DEATH! what's ado? the deil be licket, Ꭴ poor John Hogg, And trail'd him ben thro' your mark wicket, As dead's a log. Now ilka glaikit scholar loun May dander wae wi' duddy gown ; Kate Kennedy* to dowie crune May mourn and clink, And steeples o' Saunt Andrew's Town To yird may sink. * A bell in the college steeple. Sin' Pauly Tam*, wi' canker'd snout, Till Death John's haffit gae a clout, Whan Regents met at common schools, Like ony emmack ; He kept us a' within the rules Strict academic. Heh! wha will tell the students now Had wont to rail, And set our stamacks in a low, Or we turn'd tail ? Ah, Johnny! aften did I grumble Frae cozy bed fu' ear' to tumble, Whan art and part I'd been in some ill, His words they brodit like a wumill, Frae ear to ear. * A name given by the students to one of the members of the University. |