While in this dark and lonely place, I pray'd to Heav'n, to give me grace, Tho' I enjoy no costly dish, If I can but obtain my wish, Nor leave my task neglected; Then I shall be a happy man; For when we do the best we can, What more can be expected? "Tis my watch to day, as my comrades all say, I have nothing to boast, nor am I proud of my post, There are Captains below, who are ready to shew The 'count-house, steam stamps, and the engines. Whate'er you may think, I've had nothing to drink, Nor wish to be 'counted a glutton! Thro' providence, kind, I've contentedly din'd Off the bone of a shoulder of mutton. In my dogg'rel rhyme, there is nothing sublime, 'Tis folly to boast of our knowledge; But you know there are folks, who are fond of their jokes, Who never were brought up at College. As tales and backbiting I cannot endure, I'll tell how, of late, I perform'd a great cure. Last night 'twas not late when I came from the mine: The ev'ning was dark, but the weather was fine. I was fresh as a rose, though perhaps you are thinking, But I could not take rest, for, before I was sleeping, (But don't be displeas'd if I make a digression, I thought 'twas occasion'd for want of digestion.) But stretch'd out my fingers and patted the floor. They heard me below, and ran up to relieve me; For they guess'd by my knocking that something did grieve I was not quite awake to be well understood, But I told them the story as well as I could. [me. "Queen Mab she has teas'd me,"-(I told this, at least) "She's an ugly companion disturbing my rest, "But I'll shew her a trick, if you mind what I say, They brought me my pipe, and a candle with speed; Now I own I'm eccentric, yet think I was right, THE CLUB. THE flags are unfurl'd! the procession's begun! But 'twas fully as well they had never gone there. For while the Priest preach'd of converting the sinner, The Miners were thinking much more on their dinner. And now they return to partake of the feast, At table each fixes his eye on the best: And then, after carving and feeding like hogs, The bones are thrown out to make war 'mongst the dogs. As of telling such tales most people are full, I'll tell you the tale of " a Cock and a Bull."Now some people's people to some people say, That some people's people do wrong ev'ry day, That some people's people are infamous wasters, Neglecting their duty and robbing their masters. But some people's people tell people, likewise, That some people's people tell some people lies. And some people's people tell some people, too, So to give people's people a bit of a rub, THE CLERICAL MARKSMAN (Who watched his Apples with a loaded Gun.) HAD the Parson been present when Eve stole the fruit And stood at his post to attend it, Prepar'd with his gun and so ready to shoot, We might all give him thanks, aye and money to boot, To see him so bent to defend it. But it was not the case, for no Parson was there To defend either apples or pears; And so the old dame, being evily inclin'd, And none to prevent, gave full scope to her mind, And sat all the world by the ears. |