And one may be hung up on t'other, henceforth, Just to show what such Captains and Chanc'llors were worth. But we must not despair — ev'n already Hope sees And care not one farthing, as all the world knows, But, hark, there s a shot! some parsonic practi tioner? No merely a bran-new Rebellion Commissioner ; As seldom, in this way, I'm any man's debtor, CAPTAIN ROCK IN LONDON. LETTER FROM THE CAPTAIN TO TERRY ALT, ESQ.* HERE I am, at head-quarters, dear Terry, once more, Deep in Tory designs, as I've oft been before:For, bless them! if 'twasn't for this wrong-headed crew, You and I, Terry Alt, would scarce know what to do; So ready they're always, when dull we are growing, To set our old concert of discord a-going, While Lyndhurst's the lad, with his Tory-Whig face, To play, in such concert, the true double-base. I had fear'd this old prop of my realm was begin. ning To tire of his course of political sinning, And, like Mother Cole, when her heyday was past, Meant, by way of a change, to try virtue at last. But I wrong'd the old boy, who as staunchly de rides All reform in himself as in most things besides; The subordinate officer or lieutenant of Captain Rock. In short, he's all right; and, if mankind's old foe, My "Lord Harry" himself- who's the leader, we know, Of another red-hot Opposition, below If that "Lord," in his well-known discernment, but spares Me and Lyndhurst, to look after Ireland's affairs, We shall soon such a region of devilment make it, That Old Nick himself for his own may mistake it. Ev'n already long life to such Big-wigs, say I, Oh Terry, my man, let this speech never die; Till nought shall be heard, over hill, dale, or flood, But "You're aliens in language, in creed, and in blood;" While voices, from sweet Connemara afar, shall answer like true Irish echoes, “We are!” And, though false be the cry, and though sense must abhor it, Still the' echoes may quote Law authority for it, And nought Lyndhurst cares for my spread of dominion So he, in the end, touches cash "for the' opinion." But I've no time for more, my dear Terry, just now, Being busy in helping these Lords through their row. They're bad hands at mob-work, but, once they begin, They'll have plenty of practice to break them well in. |