Up, sword;, and know thou a more horrid hent.
When he is drunk, asleep, or in his rage;
Or in th' incestuous pleasures of his bed;
At gaming, swearing; or about some act,
That has no relish of salvation in 't;

Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
And that his soul may be as damn'd, and black,
As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.

The King rises and advances.

King. My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

SCENE IV.

A Room in the Same.

Enter Queen and POLONIUS.

[Exit.

[Exit.

Pol. He will come straight. Look, you lay home to him; Tell him, his pranks have been too broad to bear with,

And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between
Much heat and him. I'll silence me e'en here.

Pray you, be round with him.

Ham. [Within.] Mother, mother, mother!
Queen.

Fear me not: - withdraw, I hear him coming.

Enter HAMLet.

I'll warrant you;

[POLONIUS hides himself.

Ham. Now, mother! what's the matter?

Queen. Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
Ham. Mother, you have my father much offended.
Queen. Come, come; you answer with an idle tongue.
Ham. Go, go; you question with a wicked tongue.
Queen. Why, how now, Hamlet!

Ham.

Queen. Have you forgot me?

What's the matter now?

Ham.

No, by the rood, not so:

You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;

And, would it were not so! — you are my mother.

Queen. Nay then, I'll set those to you that can speak.

Ham. Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge:

You go not, till I set you up a glass

Where you may see the inmost part of you.

Queen. What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me.

Help, help, ho!

Pol. [Behind.] What, ho! help! help! help!

Ham. How now! a rat? [Draws.] Dead for a ducat, dead. [HAMLET makes a pass through the Arras.

Pol. [Behind.] O! I am slain.

Queen.

Ham.

[Falls and dies.

O me! what hast thou done?

Nay, I know not:

Is it the king? [Lifts up the Arras, and draws forth POLONIUS. Queen. O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!

Ham. A bloody deed; almost as bad, good mother,

As kill a king, and marry with his brother.

Queen. As kill a king!

Ham.

Ay, lady, 't was my word.

Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell.

I took thee for thy better; take thy fortune:

Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.

[TO POLONIUS.

Leave wringing of your hands. Peace! sit you down,
And let me wring your heart: for so I shall,

If it be made of penetrable stuff;

If damned custom have not braz'd it so,

That it is proof and bulwark against sense.

Queen. What have I done, that thou dar'st wag thy tongue In noise so rude against me?

Ham.
Such an act,
That blurs the grace and blush of modesty;
Calls virtue, hypocrite; takes off the rose
From the fair forehead of an innocent love,
And sets a blister there; makes marriage vows
As false as dicers' oaths: O! such a deed,

As from the body of contraction plucks
The very soul; and sweet religion makes
A rhapsody of words: Heaven's face doth glow,
Yea, this solidity and compound mass,
With tristful visage, as against the doom,
Is thought-sick at the act.

Queen.

Ah me! what act,

That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?

Ham. Look here, upon this picture, and on this;
The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
See, what a grace was seated on this brow:
Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself;
An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;
A station like the herald Mercury,
New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;
A combination, and a form, indeed,
Where every god did seem to set his seal,
To give the world assurance of a man.

This was your husband: look you now, what follows.
Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,
Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?
Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed,
And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes?
You cannot call it, love; for, at your age,
The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,
And waits upon the judgment; and what judgment
Would step from this to this? Sense, sure, you have,
Else, could you not have motion; but, sure, that sense
Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err,
Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd,
But it reserv'd some quantity of choice,

To serve in such a difference. What devil was 't,
That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind?
Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,

Or but a sickly part of one true sense

Could not so mope.

O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,
If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones,
To flaming youth let virtue be as wax,
And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame,
When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,
Since frost itself as actively doth burn,

And reason panders will.

Queen.

O Hamlet! speak no more!

Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul;

And there I see such black and grained spots,
As will not leave their tinct.

In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed;

Stew'd in corruption; honeying, and making love

Over the nasty stye;

Queen.

O, speak to me no more!

These words, like daggers enter in mine ears:
No more, sweet Hamlet.

Ham.

A murderer, and a villain;

A slave, that is not twentieth part the tithe
Of your precedent lord: - a vice of kings!
A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
That from a shelf the precious diadem stole,
And put it in his pocket!

Ham. A king of shreds and patches.

Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,

You heavenly guards! - What would you, gracious figure? Queen. Alas! he's mad.

Ham. Do you not come your tardy son to chide,

That, laps'd in time and passion, lets go by

Th' important acting of your dread command? 0, say!

Ghost. Do not forget. This visitation Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.

But, look! amazement on thy mother sits;
O! step between her and her fighting soul;
Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works,
Speak to her, Hamlet.

Ham.

How is it with you, lady?

Queen. Alas! how is 't with you,
That you do bend your eye on vacancy,
And with th' incorporal air do hold discourse?
Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep;
And, as the sleeping soldiers in th' alarm,
Your bedded hair, like life in excrements,
Starts up, and stands on end. O gentle son!
Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?

Ham. On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares!
His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,
Would make them capable. Do not look upon me;
Lest with this piteous action you convert

My stern effects: then, what I have to do

Will want true colour; tears, perchance, for blood.
Queen. To whom do you speak this?
Ham.
Queen. Nothing at all; yet all, that is, I see.
Ham. Nor did you nothing hear?

Queen.

Do you see nothing there?

No, nothing but ourselves.

Ham. Why, look you there! look, how it steals away! My father, in his habit as he liv'd!

Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal!

Queen. This is the very coinage of your brain: This bodily creation ecstasy

Is very cunning in.

Ham. Ecstasy!

My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time,

And makes as healthful music. It is not madness,
That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,

And I the matter will re-word, which madness

[Exit Ghost.