The Retired Pork-Butcher and the Spook 685 THE RETIRED PORK-BUTCHER AND THE SPOOK I MAY as well Proceed to tell From trade retired, He called "The Chase," Ancestors got (Twelve pounds the lot, For nine pounds three, The Heralds' Court bestowed. Within the hall, And on the wall, Hung armour bright and strong. "To Ethelbred The label read "De Higgs, this did belong." 'Twas quite complete, This country seat, Yet neighbours stayed away. Nobody called, Higgs was blackballed, Which caused him great dismay. << Why can it be?" One night said he When thinking of it o'er. There came a knock ('Twas twelve o'clock) Upon his chamber door. Higgs cried, "Come in!" The keyhole wandered through. In mild surprise: A ghost appeared in view. "I beg," said he, "You'll pardon me, In calling rather late. A family ghost, I seek a post, With wage commensurate. "I'll serve you well; My fiendish yell' Is certain sure to please. 'Sepulchral tones,' And rattling bones,' I'm very good at these. "Five bob I charge To roam at large, With clanking chains' ad lib.; I do such things As 'gibberings' At one-and-three per gib. "Or, by the week, I merely seek Two pounds-which is not dear; Because I need, Of course, no feed, No washing, and no beer." The Retired Pork-Butcher and the Spook 687 Higgs thought it o'er A bit, before He hired the family ghost, But, finally, He did agree To give to him the post. It got about— You know, no doubt, The rumour spread, (Forget his name), And then the thing was done. For afterwards All left their cards, "Because," said they, "you see, One who can boast A family ghost When it was due, The "ghostes's" screw Higgs raised-as was but right— They often play, In friendly way, A game of cards at night. G. E. Farrow. SKIPPER IRESON'S RIDE Of all the rides since the birth of time, Or one-eyed Calendar's horse of brass, The strangest ride that ever was sped Body of turkey, head of owl, Wings a-droop like a rained-on fowl, Wrinkled scolds with hands on hips, Brief of skirt, with ankles bare, With conch-shells blowing and fish-horns' twang, Over and over the Mænads sang: "Here's Flud Oirson, fur his horrd horrt, Torr'd an' futherr'd an' corr'd in a corrt By the women o' Morble'ead!" Skipper Ireson's Ride Small pity for him!-He sailed away And off he sailed through the fog and rain! Fathoms deep in dark Chaleur Through the street, on either side, Sweetly along the Salem road Of the fields so green and the sky so blue. 689 |