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An' now it's "Oo goes backward?" an' now it's "'Oo comes on ?"

An' now it's "Get the doolies," an' now the captain's gone;

An' now it's bloody murder, but all the while they 'ear

'Is voice, the same as barrick drill, a-shepherdin’ the rear.

'E's just as sick as they are, 'is 'eart is like to

split,

But 'e works 'em, works 'em, works 'em till 'e feels 'em take the bit;

The rest is 'oldin' steady till the watchful bugles

play,

An' 'e lifts 'em, lifts 'em, lifts 'em through the charge that wins the day!

The 'eathen in 'is blindness bows down to wood

an' stone;

'E don't obey no orders unless they is 'is own; The 'eathen in 'is blindness must end where 'e

began,

But the backbone of the Army is the noncommissioned man!

Keep away from dirtiness-keep away from

mess.

Don't get into doin' things rather-more-or-less! Let's ha' done with abby-nay, kul, an' hazar-ho; Mind you keep your rifle an' yourself jus' so!

THE SHUT-EYE SENTRY.

SEZ the Junior Orderly Sergeant
To the Senior Orderly Man:
"Our Orderly Orf'cer's hokee-mut,
You 'elp 'im all you can.

For the wine was old and the night is cold,
An' the best we may go wrong,

So, 'fore 'e gits to the sentry-box,
You pass the word along."

Then it was

66 Rounds! What rounds?" at two of a frosty night,

'E's 'oldin' on by the sergeant's sash, but, sentry,

shut your eye.

An' it's "Pass! All's well!" Oh, ain't 'e rockin'

tight!

'E'll need an affidavit pretty badly by-an'-bye.

The moon was white on the barricks,

The road was white an' wide,

An' the Orderly Orf'cer took it all,

An' the ten-foot ditch beside.

An' the corporal pulled an' the sergeant pushed,
An' the three they wagged along,

But I'd shut my eyes in the sentry-box,

So I didn't see nothin' wrong.

Though it was "Rounds! What rounds?" O corporal, 'old 'im up!

'E's usin' 'is cap as it shouldn't be used, but, sentry, shut your eye.

An' it's "Pass! All's well!" Ho, shun the foamin' cup!

'E'll need, etc.

'Twas after four in the mornin';

We 'ad to stop the fun,

An' we sent 'im 'ome on a bullock-cart,

With 'is belt an' stock undone;

But we sluiced 'im down an' we washed 'im

out,

An' a first-class job we made,

When we saved 'im smart as a bombardier

For six o'clock parade.

It'ad been "Rounds! What rounds?" Oh, shove

'im straight again!

'E's usin' 'is sword for a bicycle, but, sentry, shut

your eye.

An' it was "Pass! All's well!" 'E's called me

"darlin' Jane"!

'E'll need, etc.

The drill was 'ard an' 'eavy,

The sky was 'ot an' blue,

An' 'is eye was wild an' 'is 'air was wet,

But 'is sergeant pulled 'im through.

Our men was good old trusties

They'd done it on their 'ead;

But you ought to 'ave 'eard 'em markin' time
To 'ide the things 'e said!

For it was "Right flank-wheel!" for "Alt, an' stand at ease!"

An' "Left extend!" for "Centre close!" O marker, shut your eye!

An' it was, "Ere, sir, 'ere! before the colonel

sees!"

So he needed affidavits pretty badly by-an'-bye.

There was two-an'-thirty sergeants,

There was corp'rals forty-one,

There was just nine 'undred rank an' file

To swear to a touch o' sun.

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