And through a world of dangers am flown to ye. Ever so bobb'd for searching out adventures, As I am? Did the devil lead me! Must I needs be peeping Into men's houses where I had no business, And make myself a mischief? "Tis well carried! I must take other men's occasions on me, And be I know not whom: most finely handled! [purchase? What have I got by this now? What's the A piece of evening arras-work, a child, Indeed an infidel! This comes of peeping! A lump got out of laziness! Good white bread, Let's have no bawling with ye. 'Sdeath, have I Known wenches thus long, all the ways of wenches, Their snares and subtleties! Have I read over All their school-learning, dived into their quiddits, And am I now bumfiddled with a bastard? Fetch'd over with a card of five, and in my old After the dire massacre of a million [days, Of maidenheads, caught the common way, i' the night too, Under another's name, to make the matter A bevy of those butter prints together, me. If I had got this gingerbread; never stirred And scouring work, in nurses, bells, and ba- me. Whose e'er it is, sure it had a wealthy mother, For 'tis well clothed, and if I be not cozen'd, Well lined within. To leave it here were barbarous, And ten to one would kill it; a worse sin To cry memento to me-no more peeping. Let you and I be jogging; your starved treble Enter DON FREDERICK. [Exit. Fred. Sure he's gone home: I have beaten all the purlieus, But cannot bolt him. If he be a-bobbing, 'Tis not my care can cure him: to-morrow morning I shall have further knowledge from a surgeon, Where he lies moor'd to mend his leaks. Enter 1st CONSTANTIA. Con. I am ready: Be full of haste and care, we are undone else. Where are your people? Which way must we travel? For Heaven's sake stay not here, Sir. Con. Alas! I am mistaken, lost, undone, For ever perished! Sir, for Heaven's sake, tell me, Are ye a gentleman ? Con. Of this place? Fred. No, born in Spain. Con. As ever you loved honour, Fred. Y' have charmed me. Con. The time's too dangerous And why thus boldly I commit my credit Fred. Come, be hearty, from me. He must strike through my life that takes you [Exeunt. Enter PETRUCHIO, ANTONIO, and two GENTLE MEN. Petr. He will sure come: are ye all well armed? Ant. Never fear us : [fiddle. Here's that will make 'em dance without a Petr. We are to look for no weak foes, my Nor unadvised ones. [friends, Ant. Best gamesters make the best play; We shall fight close and home them. 1st Gent. Antonio, You are thought too bloody. Ant. Why? All physicians And penny almanacs allow the opening Of veins this month. Why do you talk of bloody? What come we for? to fall to cuffs for apples? What, would you make the cause a cudgelquarrel? Petr. Speak softly, gentle cousin. What should men do, allied to these disgraces, Lick o'er his enemy, sit down and dance him? 2d Gent. You are as far o' th' bow-hand Stink in my neighbour's nostrils, your devices, [it? John. Have I not sworn unto you, "Tis none of mine, and show'd you how I found Land. Ye found an easy fool that let you get it. John. Will you hear me? Land. Oaths! what care you for oaths to gain your ends; When ye are high and pamper'd? What saint know ye? Or what religion, but your purposed lewdness, John. Heaven forbid, mother. Pet. [Within.] Sir! [ers: John. Bring down the bottle of Canary wine. Land. Exceeding sick, Heaven help me! John. Haste ye, sirrah. I must e'en make her drunk. [Aside.] Nay, gentle mother pose Land. Now fy upon ye! was it for this pur[votions? You fetch'd your evening walks for your deFor this pretended holiness? No weather, Not before day, could hold you from the matins. [well, Were these your bo-peep prayers? Y'ave pray'd And with a learned zeal have watch'd well too; your saint, It seems, was pleased as well. Still sicker, sicker! Come, let's see your workmanship. Thou hadst a hasty making: but the best is, John. am glad on't. Land. Bless me! what things are these? Was not all lost: 'tis gold, and these are John. I thought my labour Both rich and right, I hope. [jewels, I see y'ere a woodman, and can choose Land. Well, well, son John, Your deer, though it be i' th' dark; all your discretion Is not yet lost; this was well clapp'd aboard; Here I am with ye now, when, as they say, Your pleasure comes with profit; when you must needs do, Do where you may be done to; 'tis a wisdom Becomes a young man well: be sure of one thing, It seasons of a fool, son; time is precious, Lose not your labour and your time together; Work wary whilst you have it. Since you must traffic [signior; Sometimes this slippery way, take sure hold, Trade with no broken merchants; make your As you would make your rest, adventurously, lading But with advantage ever. The child wants looking to, wants meat and John. All this time, mother, [nurses. Land. Now blessing o' thy heart, it shall have all; And instantly I'll seek a nurse myself, son. 'Tis a sweet child-Ah, my young Spaniard! Take you no farther care, Sir. John. Yes, of these jewels, [yours, I must by your good leave, mother; these are To make your care the stronger; for the rest, I'll find a master; the gold for bringing up I freely render to your charge. Land. No more words, [on't, Nor no more children, good son, as you love This may do well. John. I shall observe your morals. About the like adventure; he told me, [me: John. Why should he stay us? There may be some ill chance in it: sleep I will not, [pleased, Before 1 have found him. Now this woman's I'll seek my friend out, and my care is eased. [Exeunt. Enter DUKE and three GENTLEMEN, Ant. Is the wind there again? Fred. Be gone. [Exit. 1st Gent. Believe, Sir, 'tis as possible to do it. As to move the city: the main faction Able to ruin states, no safety left us, Duke. May he be drawn, surer And quarter'd too, that turns now; were I [death Of death than thou art o' thy fears, and with More than those fears are too 1st Gent. Sir, I fear not. Duke. I would not break my vow, start from my honour, Because I may find danger; wound my soul To keep my body safe. 1st Gent. I speak not, Sir, Out of a baseness to ye. Duke. No, nor do not Out of a baseness leave me. What is danger More than the weakness of our apprehensions? A poor cold part o' th' blood. Who takes it hold of? In sugar-sops and sirups? Give me dying Let them be all the world, and bring along 2d Gent. You may, Sir, But with what safety? 1st Gent. Since 'tis come to dying, Ant. I am, Sir. Fred. Now enter without fear (I do beseech you, Sir) for all your kindness, To render with my thanks this worthless trifle I may be longer troublesome. Are still their own rewards: Heavens bless me, lady, [ye, For I am truly confident ye are honest. The abstract of all beauty, soul of sweetness! wild else. What eyes are there! rather what little heavens, To stir men's contemplation! What a Paradise Runs through each part she has! Good blood, be temperate! I must look off: too excellent an object Confounds the sense that sees it. Noble lady, If there be any further service to cast on me, Let it be worth my life, so much I honour ye, Or the engagements of whole families. Con. Your service is too liberal, worthy Sir. Thus far I shall entreat Fred. Command me, lady: You shall perceive, Sir, that here be those You may make your power too poor. amongst us, Can die as decently as other men, And with as little ceremony. On, brave Sir. Duke. That's spoken heartily. 1st Gent. And he that flinches, May he die lousy in a ditch. Duke. No more dying There's no such danger in't. What's o'clock ? 3d Gent. Somewhat above your hour. Duke. Away then quickly, Make no noise, and no trouble will attend us. [Exeunt. Enter FREDERICK and ANTHONY with a Candle. Con. That presently, With all convenient haste, you will retire Unto the street you found me in. Fred. 'Tis done. Con. There if you find a gentleman oppress'd With force and violence, do a man's office, And draw your sword to rescue him. Fred. He's safe, Be what he will, and let his foes be devils, [Exit. [gers: Con. All my prayers go with ye. Fred. Ye clap on proof upon me. Men say, gold Fred. Give me the candle; so, go you out Does all, engages all, works through all danNow I say, beauty can do more. The king's exchequer, Fred. Nor any serious business that con- All our endeavours and our motions cerns me. (As they do to the north) still point at beauty, He has given me my quietus est; I felt him 2d Gent. Can you go, Sir? Ant. I shall go, man, and my head were off; Never talk of going. Petr. Come, all shall be well then. I hear more rescue coming. [Trampling within. Enter the DUKE's faction. Ant. Let's turn back then; My skull's uncloven yet, let me kill. Petr. Away, for Heaven's sake, with him. John. How is it? Duke. Well, Sir, Only a little stagger'd. [Exit cum suis. [me, I must desire your pardon: you shall know Ere it be long, Sir, and nobler thanks, Than now my will can render. John. Your will's your own, Sir. Duke. What is't you look for, Sir? Have you lost any thing! John. Only my hat i' th' scuffle; sure these Were night-snaps. [fellows Duke. No, believe me, Sir: pray use mine, For 'twill be hard to find your own now. John. No, Sir. Duke. Indeed you shall; I can command I do beseech you honour me. [another : John. Well, Sir, then I will, And so I'll take my leave. Duke. Within these few days I hope I shall be happy in your knowledge, Till when I love your memory. [Exit cum suis. Enter FREDERICK. Fred. What is't? Thou hast lost nothing? John. No, I have got, I tell thee. Fred. What hast thou got? John. One of the infantry, a child. John. A chopping child, man. Fred. Give you joy, Sir. John. A lump of lewdness, Frederick; that's the truth on't. This town's abominable. Fred. I still told ye, John, [ye: Your whoring must come home; I counsell'd But where no grace is— John. 'Tis none of mine, man. (Peeping into a house) by whom I know not, about it Enough to make it man. Fred. Where is't? Fred. A saving voyage; but what will you say, Signior, To him that searching out your serious worship, Has met a strange fortune? John. How, good Frederick? A militant girl to this boy would hit it. John. Tell me, And tell me true, is the cause honourable, Or for your ease? Fred. By all our friendship, John, 'Tis honest and of great end. John. I'm answer'd; [open Fred. No, mine's a nobler venture: what do But let me see her, though; leave the door you think, Sir, Of a distressed lady, one whose beauty John. Where is she? Fred. A woman of that rare behaviour, So qualified, as admiration Dwells round about her; of that perfect spirit John. Ay, marry, Sir. Fred. That admirable carriage, [morning, That sweetness in discourse; young as the Her blushes staining his. John. But where's this creature? Show me but that. Fred. That's all one; she's forthcoming. I have her sure, boy. John. Hark ye, Frederick; What truck betwixt my infant? [well. Fred. "Tis too light, Sir; Stick to your charge, good Don John; I am Did you not lately, as you walk'd along, To do offence? John. Yes, marry, and they urged it As far as they had spirit. Fred. Pray go forward. John. A gentleman I found engaged amongst 'em. It seems of noble breeding, I'm sure brave metal; As I returned to look you, I set into him, him. Fred. My work's done then; And now to satisfy you, there is a woman- John. Oh, where is she? Fred. And one of no less worth than I told; And which is more, fallen under my protec tion. Ant. Without all doubt, Peter. Pet. Then this must be the devil. Peter, believe it, a most delicate devil, Enter FREDERICK and DON JOHN. Fred. If you would leave peeping. Fred. Then come in softly; And as you love your faith, presume no further John. Basco. Fred. What makes you up so early, Sir? John. You, Sir, in your contemplations? Pet. O pray ye peace, Sir! Fred. Why peace, Sir? Pet. Do you hear? John. 'Tis your lute: she's playing on't. For this we have heard this half hour. [making. We all know Ant. Not I. A woman's oaths are wafers, aud break with They must for modesty a little: it. Fred. No, I'll assure ye, Sir. [derick, I smell an old dog-trick of yours. Well, FreYe talk'd to me of whoring; let's have fair Square-dealing, I would wish ye. [play, Fred. When 'tis come (Which I know never will be) to that issue, Your spoon shall be as deep as mine, Sir. |