Account of Periodical The books which he left in India Darab, the difciple whom Djama and the Perfic, fet himself to correct the Pehlvic tranflation of the Vendidad, and the corrupt parts of the Zend text; and began to explain to E thelyoung Farfe divines the writings of Zoroafter which the Mobeds read every day without understanding them. It is eafy to conceive that an abject people, who, for more than eight cen. taries, had practifed a thoufand ceremonies, of which they knew neither the origin wor the meaning, would be F >the dupes of innumerable impofitions; and Darab foon difcovered that this Darab had a relation named who had been taught the first princ 378 Account of Periodical Papers continued. the Public, on the birth of a Prince of While ev'ry eye, this day to view, Of honest joy was full, The MONITOR of August 21, is a B mily compact, and without depri- C «ving the houfe of Bourbon of the "means to feed their ambition with D the immenfe refource of the Ameri **an treasure?" Should they, fays he, fecure to us all our conquests; fhould they evacuate Louifana, and make us a prefent of Hifpaniola; fhould they make over to Great Britain the port and harbour of Cadiz, as well as Gibraltar; withdraw their troops from Hanover, Heffe, Weftphalia, and Portugal; demolish the port of Dunkirk, and restore Minorca and Neufoundland; it would all be of none effect towards the common fafety of Eu-E rope, and the independency of Great Britain, while the bulk of the Spanish continent, and the riches of America remained in the poffeffion of the Bourbon family; because the advantages which would accrue to the house of Bourbon by the union of France and Spain, would excede all thofe concefhions hefides, no guarantee could be found fufficient to fecure them to us.; therefore fhould we continue in the poffeffion of what we have already made our felves maßlers of, with fuch additions as above-mentioned, we should hald little more than the excreffencies of: the Bourbon dominions. The frength of the Spanish monarchy would still join itfelf to France, and grow the clofer to it by its difunion from all other nations. So that the advantages arising to France from an intimate alliance (excluding all people of a different family and religion) with the remaining part of the Spanish dominions, would, in a very few years, not only repair all the damages they have fuftained in the prent war, but fill their respective king doms with more riches than they ever yet had in their most flourishing ftate. By engroffing the commerce of the Spanish Indies, France, in a thort time, would monopolize all the filver and gold, and therewith draw to themselves all the ftrength of Europe; for in the prefent conftitution of the world, wealth and power are but different names for the fame thing. He tells us afterwards, as a reason for continuing the war till France is difabled, that "the reftlefs pursuits " of the French after univerfal mo narchy, will foon break through "the most folemn treaty: But if we are to continue a war with France till fhe is fo far impoverished and debilitated as never to be able to break the treaty which fhall be made at a peace, it is difficult to fay when peace Thould be made, and equally difficult to furnish means for fuch a continnation of the war. The BRITON, No. XII. contains the following articles, extracted from the act of the Vth of Queen Anne, for uniting England and Scotland, Art. 1. The faid kingdoms (England and Scotland) shall be for ever united into one kingdom, by the name of Great Britain; and that the enfigns armorial to be fuch as her majesty fhall appoint, and the cross of St George and St Andrew conjoined. Art. 6. All parts of the united kingdom, to have the fame allowances and encouragements, and be under the fame regulations of trade, & Art. 23. After reciting the privileges of the 16 peers, proceeds," And "all peers of Scotland, and their fuc "ceffors, thall be peers of Great BriF"tain, and have rank and precedence "next after the peers of the like or"der and degrees in England, and be "fore all peers of Great Britain of the "like orders and degrees created after "the union; & fhall enjoy all privileges "as fully as the peers of England, ex"cept fitting in the House of Lords, Gand voting on trials of peers," H Art. 24. That there be one great "feal for the united kingdom, dif"ferent from the great feal ufed in "either kingdom; and the quarter"ing the arms, and the precedence of Lyon, king of arms of Scotland, left "to her majefty." The rest of the paper, confifts whol ly of perfonal abufe, not levelled fo much against any perfons in the adminiftration, as against the supposed literary adverfaries of the Briten, but A Story told by Lord Orrery.-D. of Ormond to bis Son. 379 The NORTH BRITON, No. XII, From Mr Morrice's Memoirs of the firft Umily, and the death of the king, the ruin of the royal fa- B his lordmhip retired to Marfon, his feat in England, which his father had bought of Sir John Hippifley, and which was formerly part of Edmund, Earl of Cornwall's estate. I have heard him repeat a remark. able incident that happened during C his refidence there; which, as it will thew the diftrefs of the royal party in those days, may, perhaps, be acceptable to the curious. The parish church of Marfion is very near to the Manfion Houfe; Lord Orrery never failed to go thither on a Sunday, but one Sunday, having fat there fome time, and being difappointed of the then qualified minister, his lordship was preparing to return home, when his fervants told him, a perfon in the church offered to preach. His lordship, though he looked upon the propofal only as a piece of enthusiasm, gave permiffion, and was never more furprized or delighted than with the fermon, which was filled with learning, fenfe, and piety. His lordship would not fuffer the preacher to ef cape unknown, but invited him to din. ner, and enquiring of him his name, life, and fortune, received this anfwer My lord, my name is Afberry; Tam a clergyman of the Church of England, and a loyal fubject to the king: I have lived three years in a • poor cottage under your warren wall, within a few paces of your lordship's houfe. My fon lives with me, and ⚫ we read and dig by turns. I have a little money, and fome few books, and I fubmit chearfully to the will of Providence.' This worthy and learned man (for Tuch Lord Orrery always called him, died at Marston fome years after, but not till his lorthip had obtained an allowance of 30l. per ann. for him, without any obligation of taking the Covenant. Thus far Mr Morrice. As a memorial of the above tranfáction, the poor cottage in which Mr Aberry lived, with a little garden ad F G Н 3 joining to it, is still kept up in its old form by the prefent Earl of Cork and Orrery, being taken into his gardens, and the two rooms of which it confifts, viz. a kitchen and a chamber, are furnifhed as much as poffible in the tafte of thofe times, and with all forts of ufeful furniture, and books, prints, &c. of equal antiquity. > An original Letter from the late Duke of Son Gowran, BY July 10, 1676. Y the laft account I received of. your condition, I muft, with the trouble and grief of a father, conclude you are in danger of death, and that, in all human probability, the days you are to live in the world are not many. I fear, neither you nor I have fo ferved God, that we can reafonably expect he should afford you a miraculous deliverance from that diftemper and weak estate to which your own negligence and intemperance, and my ill example and want of feafonable and proper admonition, may have too much contributed. I hope your own piety, and confideration of a happy or miferable eter nity, have fuggefted to you thoughts of this nature; and whether it fall please God to restore you to your health, or put a period to your life, this merciful affiction of his, which allows you time for repentance and addreffes for mercy, will be of advantage to you. Yet I have thought it my duty to furnish you with all the helps in my power towards your making a happy end (if it be God's will) or a profitable use of thefe approaches of death, if, in undeferved indulgence towards us, he shall vouchsafe to give you a longer life. I have therefore fent my chaplain, Dr Ashton, to adminifter thofe affiftances and comforts to you which are proper for his function, and necessary for you; not knowing whether any of our clergy may be had, or if there may, whether fo able or fo affectionate. I hope it is below your spirit, and that you have too much reafon and chriftianity to think you are the nearer death because you prepare yourself for eternal life. You know I have lately given you proofs of my kindness to you, yet I would have you value this care of your well-dying before and beyond it, fince, as it may be the last, fo it is the greatest demonstration I can give of being, Your affectionate Father, ORMON 380 The GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE, VOL. XXXII. The three following Pieces are felected from two T The PUPPE T-SHO W And turn it all to ridicule, Where the chief actor is a fool. The gods of old were logs of wood, And worship was to puppets paid, In antic drefs the idol flood, And priests and people bow'd the head. No wonder then, if art began, The fimple votaries to frame, To fhape in timber foolish man, And Confectate the block to fame. From hence poetic fancy learn'd That trees might rife from human forms, The body to a trunk be turn'd, And branches iffue from the arms. Thus Daedalus and Ovid too, That man's a blockhead have confeft, Powel and Stretch the hint pursue, Life is a farce, the world a jest. The fame great truth South-Sea hath prov'd On that fam'd theatre, the alley, Where thousands by directors mov'd Are now fad monuments of folly. What Momus was of old to Jove The fame a barlequin is now; The former was buffoon above, The latter is a punch below. This fleeting fcene is but a stage, Where various images appear, In different parts of youth and age. Alike the prince and peasant share, Some draw our eyes by being great, Falfe pomp conceals mere wood within, And legiflators rang'd in ftate Are oft but wifdom in machine. A fock may chance to wear a crown, And timber as a lord take place, A ftatue may put on a frown And cheat us with a thinking face. Others are blindly led away, And made to act for ends unknown, Too oft, alas! a fcolding wife Ufurps a jolly fellow's throne, And many drink the cup of life, Mix'd and embitter'd by a Joan, In fhort, whatever men purfue Of pleafure, folly, war, or love; This mimic-race brings all to view, Alike they dress, they talk, they move, Go on, great Stretch, with artful hand, Mortals to please and to deride, And when death breaks thy vital band, Thou shalt put on a puppet's pride, Iwo pupper foow men, Thou shalt in puny wood be fhewnut & out of Thy image fhall preferve thy fame, al bie Ages to come thy worth fhall own,alivah W Point at thy limbs, and tell thy name, DA Tell Tom he draws a farce in vain, or jus Before he looks in nature's glass, Pans cannot form a witty fcene, Nor pedantry for humour pass, To make men act as fenfelefs wood, mont was And chatter in a mystic strain, Is a mere force on flesh and blood, And fhews fome error in the brain. He that would thus refine on thee, 967 ド And stand confeft the greater foole toy p^ A There's too much fatyr in my vein, al 201 That I am often found exceeding The rules of raillery and breeding.d With too much freedom treat my betters, Not fparing even men of letters: You, who are skill'd in lawyer's lore, What's your advice? Shall I give o'èrp Nor ever fools or knaves expofe Either in verfe or hum'rous profe, And to avoid all future ill, In my 'efcrutore lock up my quill? A Since you are pleas'd to condefcend To afk the judgment of a friend, Your cafe confider'd, I must think You should withdraw from pen and ink, Forbear your poetry and jokes, And live like other Chriftian folks Or, if the mufes muft inspire Your fancy with their pleafing fire, Take fubjects fafer for your wit, Than thofe on which you lately writ, Commend the times, your thoughts corrects And follow the prevailing fect; Affert that Hyde, in writing fiary, Shews all the malice of a tory, While Burnet in his deathlefs page, Difcovers freedom without rage; To Woolfton recommend our youthb a mo G For learning, probity, and truth, That noble genius who unbinds The chains which fetter free-born minds, 201 Redeems us from the flavish fears Which lafted near two thousand years aforynT He can alone the priesthood humble, teile sonic Make gilded fpires and altars tumble, on tot 1 Muft I commend against my confcience Such stupid blafphemy and nonfenfe? SendT W Poetical ESSAYS, AUGUST 1962. To such a subject tüne my lyre, og at di As from the tripod of Apollo, RIDDLE. By Dr Swift to my Lady Carteret, FROM India's burning clime I'm brought, With cooling gales like zephyrs fraught: An Imitation from the Spectator. ASince Delia's prefence blefs'd her longing fwain: How cou'd he brook the fluggish time's delay, And footh'd the torments of a lover's care, Nor rob the villa of the villa's grace. I form no thought that is not wholly thine. Th' apartments deftin'd for my charmer's use, (For love in trifles is confpicuous fhewn) Can Tcarce an object to thy view produce, But bears the dear refemblance of thine own. And trust me, love, I could almoft believe, This little pot the mansion of my fair; But that awak'd from fancy's dreams I grieve, To find its proper owner is not there. In the county of Armagh, Oh! I could doat upon the rural feene, ėst Its profpect over hill and champain wide, That parts thy Damon from his promis'd bride. In this fair fpot their mingled beauties join ; For dalliance meet, or fong, or amorous tale, And, truft me, fo it would appear to me, And I have call'd it by my fair one's name, Oft at the finking of the fetting day 5 And talk'd down funs on love's delicious theme. Mufing with downcaft look, and folded arms, And dwell with rapture on thy artless charms lafs. Among the fruits that grace this little feat, And all around their cluft'ring foliage fpread, Here may it thou cull the peach & nectrine fweet, And pluck the ftrawberry from its native bed, And all along the river's verdant fide, I've planted elms, which rife in even row Imagination forms a thousand schemes, And all with me is love and golden dreams. When will the lazy-pacing hours be o'er? That I may fly with rapture to thy fight, And we shall meet again to part no more. |