Have you

less pity for the needy cheat,

The poor and friendless villain, than the great? 45
Alas! the small discredit of a bribe

Scarce hurts the lawyer, but undoes the scribe.
Then better sure it charity becomes

To tax directors, who (thank God!) have plums;
Still better ministers, or if the thing

May pinch ev'n there-Why, lay it on a king.
F. Stop! stop!

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P. Must Satire then nor rise nor fall? Speak out, and bid me blame no rogues at all. F. Yes, strike that Wild, I'll justify the blow. 55 P. Strike? why the man was hang'd ten years

ago;

Who now that obsolete example fears?
Ev'n Peter trembles only for his ears.

F. What, always Peter? Peter thinks you mad; You make men desp'rate, if they once are bad : 60 Else might he take to virtue some years henceP. As S-k, if he lives, will love the prince. F. Strange spleen to S-k!

P. Do I wrong the man?

God knows, I praise a courtier where I can. 65 When I confess, there is who feels for fame, And melts to goodness, need I Scarb’row name? Pleas'd let me own, in Esher's peaceful grove, (Where Kent and Nature vie for Peiham's love) the master, op'ning to my view, I sit and dream I see my Craggs anew!

The scene,

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Ev'n in a bishop I can spy desert;
Secker is decent, Rundel has a heart;
Manners with candor are to Benson giv'n,
To Berkley ev'ry virtue under heaven.

But does the Court a worthy man remove?
That instant, I declare, he has my love:
I shun his zenith, court his mild decline;
Thus Somers once, and Halifax, were mine.
Oft in the clear, still mirror of retreat,

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I study'd Shrewsbury, the wise and great : Carleton's calm sense and Stanhope's noble flame, Compar'd, and knew their gen'rous end the same: How pleasing Atterbury's softer hour!

How shin'd the soul, unconquer'd, in the Tow'r! How can I Pult'ney, Chesterfield, forget,

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While Roman spirit charms, and Attic wit!
Argyle, the state's whole thunder born to wield,
And shake alike the senate and the field:
Or Wyndham, just to freedom and the throne,
The master of our passions and his own. 91
Names which I long have lov'd, nor lov'd in vain,
Rank'd with their friends, nor number'd with their

train ;

And if yet higher the proud list should end,
Still let me say, no foll'wer, but a friend.

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Yet think not friendship only prompts my lays; I follow Virtue; where she shines, I praise: Point she to priest or elder, Whig or Tory, Or round a Quaker's beaver cast a glory.

I never (to my sorrow I declare)

100 Din'd with the Man of Ross, or my Lord May❜r. Some, in their choice of friends (nay, look not grave)

Have still a secret bias to a knave:

To find an honest man I beat about,

And love him, court him, praise him, in or out. F. Then why so few commended?

P. Not so fierce ;

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Find you the virtue, and I'll find the verse.
But random praise-the task can ne'er be done;
Each mother asks it for her booby son,
Each widow asks it for the best of men,

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For him she weeps, for him she weds agen.
Praise cannot stoop, like Satire, to the ground;
The number may be hang'd, but not be crown'd.
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To 'scape my censure, not expect my praise.
Are they not rich? what more can they pretend?
Dare they to hope a poet for their friend?
What Richlieu wanted, Louis scarce could gain,
And what young Ammon wish'd, but wish'd in

vain.

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No pow'r the Muse's friendship can command;
No pow'r, when Virtue claims it, can withstand.
To Cato, Virgil paid one honest line;
O let my country's friends illumine mine!
-What are you thinking? F. Faith the thought's
no sin;

I think your friends are out, and would be in.

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P. If merely to come in, Sir, they go out, The way they take it strangely round about.

F. They too may be corrupted, you'll allow? P. I only call those knaves who are so now. 130 Is that too little? come then, I'll complySpirit of Arnall! aid me while I lic. Cobham's a coward, Polwarth is a slave, And Lyttleton a dark, designing knave, St. John has ever been a wealthy fool-But let me add, Sir Robert's mighty dull, Has never made a friend in private life, And was, besides, a tyrant to his wife.

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But pray, when others praise him do I blame? Call Verres, Wolsey, any odious name? Why rail they then if but a wreath of mine, Oh all-accomplish'd St. John! deck thy shrine ? What! shall each spur-gall'd hackney of the day,

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When Paxton gives him double pots and pay,
Or each new-pension'd sycophant pretend
To break my windows, if I treat a friend;
Then wisely plead, to me they meant no hurt,
But 'twas my guest at whom they threw the dirt?
Sure if I spare the minister, no rules

Of honor bind me not to maul his tools; 150
Sure, if they cannot cut, it may be said,
His saws are toothless, and his hatchets lead.
It anger'd Turenne, once upon a day,

To see a footman kick'd that took his pay;

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But when he heard th' affront the fellow gave,
Knew one a man of honor, one a knave,
The prudent gen'ral turn'd it to a jest,
And begg'd he'd take the pains to kick the rest;
Which not at present having time to do-

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F. Hold, Sir! for God's sake; where's th' affront to you? Against your Worship when had S-k writ ? Or P-ge pour'd forth the torrent of his wit? Or grant the bard whose distich all commend (In pow'r a servant, out of pow'r a friend) To W-le guilty of some venial sin, What's that to you, who ne'er was out nor in?

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The priest whose flattery bedropp'd the crown, How hurt he you? he only stain'd the gown. And how did, pray, the florrid youth offend, 169 Whose speech you took, and gave it to a friend? P. Faith, it imports not much from whom it came ?

Whoever borrow'd, could not be to blame,
Since the whole House did afterwards the same.
Let courtly wits to wits afford supply,
As hog to hog in huts of Westphaly:
If one, through Nature's bounty, or his lord's,
Hlas what the frugal dirty soil affords,
From him the next receives it, thick or thin,
As pure a mess almost as it came in;
The blessed benefit, not there confin'd,
Drops to the third, who nuzzles close behind;'

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