creature touched the floor as lightly as a monkey, on his hands. The grotesque horror of the scene culminated in his hopping away, on his hands, at a prodigious speed, until he reached the fireplace in the long room. There he crouched over the dying embers, shuddering and shivering, and muttering, Oh, pity me, pity me!' dozens and dozens of times over to himself.

This was the man whose advice I had come to ask-whose assistance I had confidently counted on, in my hour of need!

CHAPTER XXV.

MISERRIMUS DEXTER-SECOND VIEW.

THOROUGHLY disheartened and disgusted, and (if I must honestly confess it) thoroughly frightened too, I whispered to Mrs. Macallan, 'I was wrong, and you were right. Let us go.'

The ears of Miserrimus Dexter must have been as sensitive as the ears of a dog. He heard me say, 'Let us go.'

'No!' he answered. 'Bring Eustace Macallan's second wife in here. I am a gentleman-I must apologize to her. I am a student of human character-I wish to see her.'

The whole man appeared to have undergone a complete transformation. He spoke in the gentlest of voices-and he sighed hysterically when he had done, like a woman recovering from a burst of tears. Was it reviving courage or reviving curiosity? When Mrs. Macallan said to me, 'The fit is over now; do you still wish to go away?' I answered, 'No; I am ready to go in.'

'Have you recovered your belief in him, already?' asked my mother-in-law, in her mercilessly satirical way.

'I have recovered from my terror of him,' I replied.

'I am sorry I terrified you,' said the soft voice at the fire

place. Some people think I am a little mad at times. You came, I suppose, at one of the times-if some people are right. I admit that I am a visionary. My imagination runs away with me, and I say and do strange things. On those occasions, anybody who reminds me of that horrible Trial, throws me back into the past, and causes me unutterable nervous suffering. I am a very tender-hearted man. As the necessary consequence (in such a world as this), I am a miserable wretch. Accept my excuses. Come in, both of you. Come in, and pity me.'

A child would not have been frightened of him now. A child would have gone in, and pitied him.

The room was getting darker and darker. We could just see the crouching figure of Miserrimus Dexter at the expiring fire-and that was all.

'Are we to have no light?' asked Mrs. Macallan. 'And is this lady to see you, when the light comes, out of your chair?'

He lifted something bright and metallic, hanging round his neck, and blew on it a series of shrill, trilling, birdlike notes. After an interval, he was answered by a similar series of notes, sounding faintly in some distant region of the house.

'Ariel is coming,' he said. 'Compose yourself, Mama Macallan, Ariel will make me presentable to a lady's eyes.'

He hopped away on his hands into the darkness at the end of the room. 'Wait a little,' said Mrs. Macallan; and you will have another surprise-you will see the "delicate Ariel." We heard heavy footsteps in the circular room.

'Ariel!' sighed Miserrimus Dexter out of the darkness, in his softest notes.

To my astonishment, the coarse masculine voice of the cousin in the man's hat-the Caliban's, rather than the Ariel's voice-answered, 'Here!'

'My chair, Ariel ! '

The person thus strangely misnamed drew aside the tapestry,

so as to let in more light-then entered the room, pushing the wheeled chair before her. She stooped, and lifted Miserrimus Dexter from the floor, like a child. Before she could put him into the chair, he sprang out of her arms with a little gleeful cry, and alighted on his seat, like a bird alighting on its perch!

'The lamp,' said Miserrimus Dexter. And the lookingglass. Pardon me,' he added, addressing us, 'for turning my back on you. You musn't see me until my hair is set to rights. Ariel! the brush, the comb, and the perfumes.'

Carrying the lamp in one hand, the looking-glass in the other, and the brush (with the comb stuck in it) between her teeth, Ariel the Second, otherwise Dexter's cousin, presented herself plainly before me for the first time. I could now see the girl's round, fleshy, inexpressive face, her rayless and colourless eyes, her coarse nose and heavy chin. A creature half alive; an imperfectly-developed animal in shapeless form, clad in a man's pilot jacket, and treading in a man's heavy laced boots with nothing but an old red flannel petticoat, and a broken comb in her frowsy flaxen hair, to tell us that she was a woman-such was the inhospitable person who had received us in the darkness, when we first entered the house.

This wonderful valet, collecting her materials for dressing her still more wonderful master's hair, gave him the lookingglass (a hand-mirror), and addressed herself to her work.

She combed, she brushed, she oiled, she perfumed the flowing locks and the long silky beard of Miserrimus Dexter, with the strangest mixture of dulness and dexterity that I ever saw. Done in brute silence, with a lumpish look and a clumsy gait, the work was perfectly well done, nevertheless. The imp in the chair superintended the whole proceeding critically by means of his hand-mirror. He was too deeply interested in this occupation to speak, until some of the concluding touches to his beard brought the misnamed Ariel in front of him, and so turned her full face towards the part of

the room in which Mrs. Macallan and I were standing. Then he addressed us-taking special care, however, not to turn his head our way while his toilet was still incomplete.

'Mama Macallan,' he said, 'what is the Christian name of your son's second wife?'

'Why do you want to know?' asked my mother-in-law.

'I want to know, because I can't address her as "Mrs Eustace Macallan."

'Why not?'

'It recalls the other Mrs. Eustace Macallan. If I am reminded of those horrible days at Gleninch, my fortitude will give way-I shall burst out screaming again.'

Hearing this, I hastened to interpose.

'My name is Valeria,' I said.

'A Roman name,' remarked Miserrimus Dexter. 'I like it. My own name has a Roman ring in it. My bodily build would have been Roman, if I had been born with legs. I shall call you Mrs. Valeria. Unless you disapprove of it?' I hastened to say that I was far from disapproving of it. 'Very good,' said Miserrimus Dexter. Mrs. Valeria, do you see the face of this creature in front of me?'

He pointed with the hand-mirror to his cousin, as unconcernedly as he might have pointed to a dog. His cousin, on her side, took no more notice than a dog would have taken of the contemptuous phrase by which he had designated her. She went on combing and oiling his beard as composedly as ever.

'It is the face of an idiot, isn't it?' pursued Miserrimus Dexter. 'Look at her! She is a mere vegetable. A cabbage in a garden has as much life and expression in it as that girl exhibits at the present moment. Would you believe there was latent intelligence, affection, pride, fidelity, in such a half-developed being as this?'

I was really ashamed to answer him. Quite needlessly! The impenetrable young woman went on with her master's beard. A machine could not have taken less notice of the

life and the talk around it than this incomprehensible

creature.

'I have got at that latent affection, pride, fidelity, and the rest of it,' resumed Miserrimus Dexter. 'I hold the key to that dormant Intelligence. Grand thought! Now look at her, when I speak. (I named her, poor wretch, in one of my ironical moments. She has got to like her name, just as a dog gets to like his collar.) Now, Mrs. Valeria, look and listen. Ariel !'

The girl's dull face began to brighten. The girl's mechanically-moving hand stopped, and held the comb in suspense.

'Ariel! you have learnt to dress my hair, and anoint my beard-haven't you?'

Her face still brightened. Yes! yes! yes!' she answered, eagerly. And you say I have learnt to do it well-don't

you?'

'I say that. Would you like to let anybody else do it for you?'

Her eyes melted softly into light and life. Her strange unwomanly voice sank to the gentlest tones that I had heard from her yet.

'Nobody else shall do it for me,' she said, at once proudly and tenderly. 'Nobody, as long as I live, shall touch you but me.'

'Not even the lady there?' asked Miserrimus Dexter, pointing backward with his hand-mirror to the place at which I was standing.

Her eyes suddenly flashed, her hand suddenly shook the comb at me, in a burst of jealous rage.

'Let her try!' cried the poor creature, raising her voice again to it hoarsest notes. 'Let her touch you if she dares !' Dexter laughed at the childish outbreak. That will do, my delicate Ariel,' he said. 'I dismiss your Intelligence for the present. Relapse into your former self. Finish my beard.'