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SCENE I.-Manly's lodgings. my honour, I never attempted to abuse, or lessen Manly enters in a morning gown, followed by
any one in my life.
Man. What! you were afraid !
L. Plau. No; but seriously I hate to do a rude Man. Pray, my lord, pray, my lord Plausible, thing.--No, faith, I speak well of all mankind. give me leave! I have more of the mastiff than Man. I thought so; but know, that is the worst the spaniel in my nature; I own it; besides, I am sort of detraction, for it takes away the reputatoo old now to learn to play tricks : I cannot tion of the few good men in the world, by making fawn, and fetch and carry; neither will I ever all alike.—Now I speak ill of inost men, because practise that servile complaisance, which some they deserve it. people pique themselves on being masters of. L. Plau. Well, tell not me, my dear friend,
L. Plau. Well, but seriously, my dear friend, what people deserve; I, like an author in a dethis is being singular; will you declare war a- dication, never speak well of a man for his sake, gainst general custom; refuse to subscribe to the but my own: I will not disparage any one, to common forms of good breeding?
disparage myself: to speak ill of people behind Man. Forms indeed, my lord ; they are mere their backs is not pretty, and to speak ill of them forms, and therefore shall not sway me. In short, to their faces, would be the most monstrous thing I will not, as your subscribers to forms do, whis- in nature. per my contempt or hatred; call a man a fool, or Man. So that, if you was to say an unbandknave, by signs, or mouths over his shoulder, some thing of any of your friends, I suppose you while I have him in my arms. I will not do as would chuse to do it behind their backs.
L. Plau. Oh certainly, certainly; I would do L Plau. As I do !-Heaven defend me! upon lit behind their backs out of pure good manners,
Man. Very well, :ny lord : I have not leisure
Enter MANLY and FREEMAX. at present to examine into the propriety of your decorums: I confess, I am but an unpolished sea- Free. But how the devil could you turn a man fellow. But there is a favour, which, if your of bis quality down stairs? You use a lord with lordship would grant me
very little ceremony it seems. L. Plan. A favour, dear sir! you make me Alan. A lord! What, you are one of those, the happiest mau in the world; pray let me know who esteem men only by the value and marks, how I have it in my power to serve you.
which fortune hath set upon them, and never conMan. No otherwise, my lord, than by leaving sider intrinsic worth! but counterfeit honours will. me a little to myself; at present, I am really un- not be current with me; I weigh the man, not his fit for company;
title : it is not the king's inscription can make the L. Plau. Perhaps you have business.
metal better or heavier. Your lord is a leaden Man. If you have any, I would not detain your shilling, which you bend every way, and debases lordship.
the stamp he bears, instead of being raised by it L. Plau. Detain me! dear sir, I came on pur- -And you, rascal, blockhead! did'nt I order you pose pay my respects to you: I heard of your to deny me to every body? arrival in town last night, and could not be easy. Oak. Yes, your honour; and so I would, but But be free with me ; if my company is in the I was just stepped into the back-parlour to play least disagreeable or inconvenient
a game at all-tours with our landlady's daughter; Man. I have told your lordship, already, I had and, while we were wrangling about the cards, rather be alone.
the little boy let the gentleman up, unknown to L. Plau. I will lay hold then of some other op- us. portunity of paying my most humble respects to llun. Well, be more careful for the future : you; and in the mean time
stand at the stair-foot, and, at your peril, keep
all that ask for me from coming up. Enter (АКСм.
Oak. Must no one come up to you, sir ? Nlan. Oakum ! wait on his lordship down,
diun. No man, sir. L. Plau. Sir, I ain your most obedient.
Oak. A woman, an't like vuur hopour? Man. Good-bye to your lordship.
Mun. No woman, neither, you impertinent L. Plau. Your most faithful.
rascal. Man. Your servant, your servant.
Oak. Iudecd, your honour, it will be hard for L. Plau. And eternally
me tu deny a woman any thing, since we are so Mon. And eternal ceremony !-
newly come on shore : but I'll let no old woman L. Pluu. You shall use no ceremony, by my life! come up to you. Man. I do not intend it.
Man. Would you be witty ?-You become a L. Plau. Where are you going then? jest as ill as you do a horse-- Beyone. Nimn. Zounds! to see you out of doors, that I
[Erit Oakum. may shut them against more welcomes.
Free. Nay, let the poor rogue have his fore[ Excunt Mandy and Lord PLAUSIBLE. castle jests: a sailor cannot help them in a storm, Ouk. Well said, bully-tar! lle came alongside scarce when a ship's sinking--But what, will you of bis inatch, when he grappled with you, I can sec nobody? not your friends? Iull bim that. Zounds, he makes no more of one Alan. Friends! I have only one friend, and of these fresh-water sparks, than a three-decker he, I hear, is not in town: nay, can have only would of a bomb-Leat! But he's as brave a heart one; for a true heart aclmits but of one friendas ever ste pt between stein and stern; and so's a ship, as of one love. But in having found that sin, by his sivking our tine vessel the other day, friend, I have a thousand; for he has the cone rather than let hier fall into the hands of the ras rage of meu in despair, yet the caution and di:cally French, when he found three or four of fidence of cowards'; secrecy of the revengerul, their piccarnous at once were too many for us. and the constancy of martyrs; one fit to advise, Let me see--Tis just six weeks since we sailed to keep a secret, to fight, to die for his friend out of Portsinouth harbour, and we had scarce But words are but weak festimonies of his merit, leen a month on our cruize, before we fell in and my esteem : I have trusted him, in my abwith the enemy's squadron-Ah! we have made sence, with the care of the woman I love; nilich a buse, broken, short voyage of it-llow somever, is a charge of so tender, so delicate a nature-be soon espects to be put into commission again, Free. Well, but all your good thoughts are not and I would go with him about the round world, for him alone, I hope ! Pray, what do you think ii so be it was his destination; for, thof he's as of me for a friend? Crusty as any one sometimes, and will be obey'd, Mun. Of you! Why you are a latitudinariau there's never a captain in the navy, that's a truer in triendship; that is, 'no friend; you will side friend to a scaman-Avast though! He steers with all maukind, but sutter for none; you are, this way, in company of our merry lieutenant: 'uis indeed, like your lord Plausible, the pink of courfoul weather, I doubt; I'll loof up, and get to tesy, and therefore have no friendship. windward of him.
. Frce. No! that's very odd doctrine, indeed
Man. Look you, I am so much your friend, Man. Nay, hold there, sir ; did not I see you, that I would not deceive you; and therefore must during the engagement, more afraid tell you, not only because my heart is taken up, Fide. Yet, do mne justice, sir : when we took buut according to your rules of friendship, I can- to our long-boat, on your giving orders to sink Dot be your friend.
the ship, did I shew any signs of dread or weariFree. Why, pray?
ness; though the waves broke over us on every Alan. Because you will say, he, that is a true side, and the night was so darkfriend to a man, is a friend to all his friends ; Man. Ay, ay, you were in haste to get to but you must excuse me; I cannot wish well to land: the apprehension of death made you ina pack of coxcombs, sharpers, and scoundrels, sensible of danger, and so you were valiant out of whom I have seen you treat, I know not how fear. often, as the dearest friends in the world.
Fide. Well, sir, 'tis in vain for me to avow my Free. What, I suppose you have observed me sentiinents, since you are determined not to bein the park, and at the coffee-house, doing the lieve me; but one day or other, perhapsbusiness of the several places! But could you Free. Poor lad! you bring tears into his eyes : really think I was a friend to all those I bowed consider bis youth and inexperience, and make to, shook hands with, and received in open arms? some allowances. Jan. You told them you were; nay, and Man. What, does he cry?
more, you milkswore it, too; I heard you.
sop! Dry your eyes : I will never inake you Free. Ay, but, when their backs were turned, afraid again; for of all men, if I had occasion, did not I tell you the greater part of them were you should not be iny second; and when I return wretched, infamous fellows, whom I despised and hated?
Fide. You will not leave me behind ? Man. Very true; but what right had I to be- Man. Leave you behind! Ay, ay; you are a lieve you spoke your heart to me, who professed hopeful youth for the shore only; you have a deceiving so many?
smock-face, and an officious readiness about you: Free. Nay, if you are such a precise adherer you may get yourself recommended to some great to unatter of fact, it is in vain to argue with you; man by flattering his valet-de-chambre; or, who vet, surely, you would not have every man wear knows, some liquorish old woman, or wanton bis opinion upon his sleeve, and find fault and young one, may take a fancy to you, allow you a quarrel with all, that he cannot in his conscience conditional annuity, and make your fortune that approre?
Ilan. I would have every man speak truth, Fide. Sure, sir, you are industrious to find vourand neither act the part of a sycophant or a cow
self reasous for an aversion to me: do you think, ard.
then, I am capable of being the despicable wretch, Free. Yet, pray, sir, believe the friendship Iyou describe offer you real, whatever I have professed to Man Why, don't I know you to be a coward, othersTry me at least.
sir; a wretch capable of any thing? Jan. Why, what would you do for me? How- Fide. Yet consider, sir; do not turn me off to ever, spare yourself the trouble of professing; beggary and ruin: when I came to you, I told for, go as far as you will-here coines one will you I was helpless and friendless. sas as much at least
Man. Very well, sir-I will provide you with
half a score friends, which will help you a little : Enter FIDELIA, in men's clothes.
in the mean time, be gone; go ! you will fare betDon't you love me devilishly, too, my little vo- ter in any place than with me. lunteer? as well as he, or any man can?
Fide. I can fare well no where, lost as I am ; Fide. Better than any man can love you, my I pursue happiness, but at every turn I meet comdear captain : as well as you do truth and ho- plicated misery! (Aside.]
[Erit. nour, sir : as wellJan. Nay, good young gentleman, enough for
Enter (aku'm. shame! Sure you forget that I am an unsucccess- Ouk. There's a woman below, an please your ful man; that i bave met with nothing abroad, honour, who scolds and bustles to come up, as but losses and disappointments; and an like to much as a seaman's widow at the navy-office; ind nothing at home but frowns and vexation ! she says her name's Blackacre. Why do you follow me, then, flatter my vanity Man. That fiend ! now; since, so far from being able to befriend Free. The widow Blackacre, that litigious sheyou, I stand in need of a patron myself? pettifogger, who is at law and difference with all
Fide. I never followed reward or preferment, the world! I wish I could make her agree with sir, but you alone; and, were you this instant to me in a church. She hath three thousand pounds embark on the most hazardous expedition, I a-year jointure, and the care of her son; that is, wonld cheerfully risk my life for the bare plea- the destruction of his estate. sure of serving with you.
Man. The lawyers, attornies, and solicitors,
have three thousand pounds a-year, while she is there's no such thing as doing nothing for you~ content to be poor to make other people so; for What case must I put? she is as vexatious as her father was, the great Mrs Black. Our case, that comes on to-day in Norfolk attorney
the Common Pleas: you know well enough, but Free. Ay, the devil take him ! I am four hun- you will be stubborn! Pray, captain, mark him. dred pounds a-year out of pocket by his knavish Jer. Hem! hem !-John a Stilespractices on an old aunt of mine; though, indeed, Man. You may talk, young lawyer, and put her there was suspicion of a false deed of convey- case, if you think proper; but I shall no more ance; I once had a design of suing the widow mind you than I would your mother, if I was in upon it, and something I will now think of seri- your case, when she bid me do a thing to make a ously—but, hang her! she wont pretend to know fool of myself.
there now; I told you so. Man. Go to her, can't you? When she's in Mrs Black. Never mind him, Jerry, he only town, she lodges in one of the inns of court, says that to dash you: go on' Bless my soul, I where she breeds her son, and is herself his tu- could hear our Jerry put cases all day ! toress in law-French : but bid her come up; she Jer. John a Stiles--nothere are first, Fitz, is Olivia's relation, and may make me amends for Pere, and Ayle; no, no, Ayle, Pere, and Fitzher visit by giving me some account of her. Ayle is seized in fee of Blackacre; John a Stiles
disseizes the Ayle; Ayle makes claim, and the Enter Mrs BLACKACRE and JERRY.
dissessors die—Then the Ayle-no the FitzMrs Black. I never had so much trouble with Mrs Black. No, the Pere, sirrah ! a judge's door-keeper, as with yours : you should Jer. Oh, the Pere—ay, the Pere, sir, and the consider, captain Manly, this is term time, and Fitz—No, the Ayle—No, the Pere and the Fitzfolks have something else to do, besides waiting Man. Damn Pere, Ayle, and Fitz, sir ! for admittance to people they have business with. Mrs Black. No, you are out, child. Take no
Man. Well, well, a truce with your exclama- tice of me, captain—There are Ayle, Pere, and tions, and tell me something about your cousin. Fitz: Ayle is seized in fee of Blackacre; and beHow does Olivia?
ing so seized, John a Stiles disseizes the Ayle: Mrs Black. Jerry, give me the subpoena.—It Ayle makes claim, and the disseizor dies; then was hy mere chance I heard of your being in the Pere enters.—The Pere, sirrah, the Pere town, and you are my chief witness : you can't And the Fitz enters upon the Pere; and the Ayle imagine how my cause
brings his writ of disseizen in the post, and the Man. Damn your cause! when did you see Pere brings his writ of disseizen in the Pere, Olivia?
and Mrs Black. I am no visitor, captain, but a wo- Man. 'Sdeath, Freeman, can you listen to this man of business : or, if ever I visit, 'tis only the stuff? Chancery-Lane ladies towards the law; and none Mrs Black. Hold, sir! I must serve you [Gives of your lazy, good for nothing, fashionable gill- a paper, which he throws away]; you are requiflirts.—Many a fine estate has been lost in fami- red, sir, by this, to give your testimonylies for want of a notable stirring woman, to rum- Man. I'll be forsworn, to be revenged of you. mage among the writings : but come, sir, we have
[Erit. no time to lose; and since you won't listen to me, Mrs Black. Get you gone for an unmannerly I desire you may hear my son a little ; let him fellow! But the service is good in law; so he put our case to you; for, if the trial comes on must attend it at his peril.—Come, Jerry, I had to-day, it will not be amiss to have your memory almost forgot, we are to meet at the master's berefreshed, and your judgment informed, lest you fore eleven. Let us mind our business still, should give your evidence improperly.— Jerry! child. Jer. What's the matter with you now?
Jer. Well, and who hinders you? Mrs Black. Come, child, put our case to cap- Free. Nay, madam, now I would beg you to tain Manly—-Nay, don't hold down your head hear me a little.— A little of my business. and lovk like a fool; for you can do it very well,
Mrs Black. I have business of my own, sir, if you please.
Jer. I wish I may be hanged, if I ever knew Free. My business would prove yours too, masuch a woman as you are in my life! I wonder dam. you are not ashamed to make one an antic be- Mrs Black. What, 'tis no Westminster-hall bufore strangers this way!
siness! would you have my advice? Mrs Black. Jerry, Jerry ! don't be perverse, Free. No, faith; it is a little Westminster ab but lay down the bags, and speak out, like a good bey business: I would have your consent. child, when I bid you.—Lord, sir, it would do Mrs Black. Fye, fye! to me such language, you good to hear him sometimes.—Why don't sir! and in the presence of my dear minor here. you begin?
Jer. Ay, ay, mother, he would be taking livery Jer. Psha! you are always in such a hurry, and seizen of your jointure, by digging the turf;
calls me away.
but I'll watch his waters, and so you may tell him. I his desires behind: he took me with him; and, Come along. (Ereunt Jerry and Widow. from that favourable circumstance, I suffered my
self to be cheated with a thousand fond imaginaEnter FIDELIA.
tions—Here he comes, and I must avoid him.
Oh, fortune, fortune! I have been indiscreet; Fide. Dear Mr Freeman, speak to the captain yet surely I may be punished for my indiscretion for me.
with too great severity.
[Erit. Free. Where is he? Fide. Within, sir.
SCENE II. Free. Sighing and meditating, I suppose, on his darling mistress-He would never trust me to see
Enter Manly, in his uniform, followed by her; is she handsome ?
FREEMAN. Fide. I am not a proper judge.
Man. 'Sdeath! it is past eleven o'clock, and I Free. What is she?
should have been abroad before nine! But this Fide. A gentlewoman, I believe; but of as comes of being pestered with a pack of impertimean fortune as beauty. You know, sir, the cap- nent visitors. Well, I am going out, and shall tain made early choice of a sea life, to which the not return all day. particularity of his disposition afterwards attach- Free. What, I suppose you are going to pay ed him. Bat, some time since, he determined to your devoirs to some great man now? quit the navy; and, having conceived a violent Mun. And why should you suppose that? passion for this lady, was about to marry, and re- Free. Nay, faith, only because I think it is cire with her into the country.
what you ought to do, and I know it is what those Free. And what prevented him?
sort of people expect. Fide. The offer of a ship to go against the ene- Man. Well, but if they expect it from me, mies of his country: however, when he came they shall be disappointed. I have done nothing home again, the treaty was to be concluded; and to be afraid of, that I need solicit their interest, in the mean time, he left his intended wife ten by way of a screen; and I leave those to dance or twelve thousand pounds, lest any thing should attendance, who are more supple, and can play happen to him, whilst he was abroad.
the parasite better- If they want, let them come Free. He has left her in the care of some to me-No, I am going at present, where, I dare friend, has he not! Pray, do you know any thing swear, I shall be a welcome guest; and where I of him?
ought to have gone last night, indeed; but I came Fide. Nothing further than that his name is to town too late for her regular hours. Varnish; and he is a man, in whom the captain Free. Oh! I guess where you mean; to the puts the greatest confidence.
lady I have so often heard you talk of. MeFree. But if this Olivia be not handsoine, what thinks I would give a good deal to see this phethe devil can he see in her?
She must needs be mistress of very Fide. He imagines her, I suppose, the only wo- extraordinary charms, to engage a person of your man of truth and sincerity in the world. difficult disposition.
Free. No cominon beauties, I inust confess-- Man. The charms of her person, though in
Fide. But methinks he should have had more them she excels most of her sex, are her meanest than common proofs of them, before he trusted beauties: her tongue, no more than her face, the bulk of his fortune in her hands.
ever knew artifice: she is all sincerity; and hates Free. Why, did he leave the sum you mention the creeping, canting, hypocritical tribe, as I do; actually in her custody?
for which I love her, and I ain sure she hates not Fide. So I am told.
me; for, as an instance of her inviolable attachFree. Then he shewed love to her indeed— ment, when I was going to sea, and she found it But I'll go plead with him for you, and learn impracticable to accompany me, she insisted upon something more of this wonderful fair one. [Erit. my suffering her to swear, that, in my absence,
Fide. Was ever woman in so strange, so cruel she would not listen to the addresses of any other a situation? As long as I have worn this disguise, man; which oathI cannot look at myself without astonishment; Free. You thought she would keep! but when I consider, that I have run such lengths Man. Yes; for I tell you she is not like the rest for a man, who knows not that I love him, and, of her sex, but can keep her promise, though she if he did know it, would certainly reject iny pas- has sworn it. sion—I am startled indeed. At the time I form- Free. Ha, ha, ha! ed the bold resolution of going with him to sea, Man. You doubt it, then! Well, I shall be at I was sensible his affections were engaged to ano- her house in an hour; come to me there; the vother: Why, then, did I einbark in so rash an ad- lunteer will shew you the way; and we'll try how renture? because I loved; and love is apt to buoy long your infidelity will be able to resist convicitself up with false hopes; he left the object of tion.