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Sir Paul. All turned topsy-turvy, as sure as a Care. You need not fear, madam; you have gun.
charms to fix inconstancy itself. Lord Froth. How do you mean? My wife! Lady Ply. O dear, you make me blush. Sir Paul. The strangest posture of affairs ! Lord Froth. Come, my dear, shall we take Lord Froth. What! my wife?
leave of my lord and lady? Sir Paul. No, no, I mean the family. Your Cyn. They will wait upon your lordship prelady's affairs may be in a very good posture; I sently. saw her go into the garden with Mr Brisk.
Lady Froth. Mr Brisk, my coach shall set you Lord Froth. How? Where, when, what to do? | down.
Sir Paul. I suppose they have been laying their All. What's the matter? heads together.
[A great shriek from the corner of the stage. Lord Froth. How? Sir Paul
. Nay, only about poetry, I suppose, Enter Lady Touchwood, and runs out affrightmy lord ; making couplets.
ed, my Lord after her, like a parson. Lord Froth. Couplets!
Lady Touch. Oh! I'm betrayed—Save me, Sir Paul. Oh, here they come.
Lord Touch. Now, what evasion, strumpet ? Enter LADY FROTH and BRISK,
Lady Touch. Stand off, let me go. Brisk. My lord, your humble servant; sir
Lord Touch. Go, and thy own infamy pursue Paul, yours- The finest night!
thee! You stare as you were all amazed-1 Lady Froth. My dear, Mr Brisk and I have do not wonder at it-But too soon you'll know been star-gazing I don't know how long.
mine, and that woman's shame. Sir Paul. Does it not tire your ladyship? Are
Enter Melleront, disguised in a parson's habit, not you weary with looking up? Lady Froth. Oh, no! I love it violently
and pulling in MASKWELL. My dear, you are melancholy.
Mel. Nay, by Heaven ! you
shall be seen Lord Froth. No, my dear, I am but awake. Careless, your hand--Do you hold down your
Lady Froth. Snuff some of my spirit of harts- head? Yes, I am your chaplain; look in the face horn.
of your injured friend, thou wonder of all falseLord Froth. I have some of my own, thank hood.
Lord Touch. Are you silent, monster? Lady Froth. Well, I swear, Mr Brisk, you un- Mel. Good Heavens! How I believed and loderstand astronomy like an old Egyptian ! ved this man! Take him hence, for he is a dis
Brisk. Not comparably to your ladyship; you ease to my sight. are the very Cynthia of the skies, and queen of Lord Touch. Secure that manifold villain. stars.
[Servants seize him. Lady Froth. That's because I have no light, Care. Miracle of ingratitude ! but what's by reflection from you, who are the Brisk. This is all very surprising, let me perish.
Lady Froth. You know I told you Saturn lookBrisk. Madam, you have eclipsed me quite, ed a little more angry than usual. let me perish–I cannot answer that.
Lord Touch. We'll think of punishment at leiLady Froth. No matter — Harkee, shall you sure; but let me hasten to do justice, in rewardand I make an almanack together?
ing virtue and wronged innocence.- -Nephew, Brisk. With all my soul- -Your ladyship has I hope I have your pardon, and Cynthia's ? made me the man in it already, I am so full of Mel. We are your lordship’s creatures. the wounds which you have given.
Lord Touch. And be each other's comfortLady Froth. O, finely taken! I swear now Let me join your hands Mutual love, lasting you are even with me; 0 Parnassus, you have health, and circling joys, tread round each happy an infinite deal of wit !
year of your long lives. Sir Paul. So he has, Gads-bud; and so has your ladyship.
Let secret villainy from hence be warned,
Howe'er in private mischiefs are conceived, Enter Lady Plyant, CARELESS, and Cynthia. Torture and shame attend their open birth :
Lady Ply. You tell me most surprising things; Like vipers in the womb, base treachery lies bless me, who would ever trust a man? O, my Still gnawing that, whence first it did arise;. heart aches for fear they should all be deceitful No sooner born, but the vile parent dies. alike.
you, my dear.
Constable and Watch.
BELINDA, attached to HEARTFREE.
Cornet, servant to Lady FANCYFUL.
SCENE I.-Sir John BRUTE's house, draw my sword, though even to get rid of my
wife! But here she comes. Enter Sir Jonx, solus.
Enter Lady BRUTE. What cloying meat is love, when matrimony's the sauce to it! Two years marriage has de- Lady Brute. Do you dine at home to-day, sir bauched five senses! Every thing I see, eve- John? ry thing I hear, every thing I feel, every thing I Sir John. Why, do you expect I should tell you smell, and every thing I taste-methinks has wife what I don't know myself?
in it! No boy was ever so weary of his tutor, or Lady Brute. I thought there was no harm in girl of her bib, no nun of doing penance, or old asking you.
maid of being chaste-as I am of being married. Sir John. If thinking wrong were an excuse for Sure there is a secret curse entailed upon the impertinence, women might be justified in inost very name of wife! My lady is a young lady, a things they say or do. fine lady, a witty lady, a virtuous lady-and yet Lady Brute. I am sorry I have said any thing I hate her. There is but one thing on earth I to displease you. loath beyond her—that's fighting. Would my Sir John. Sorrow for things past is of as little courage come up to a fourth part of my ill-na- importance to me, as my dining at home or ture, I would stand buff to her relations, and thrust abroad ought to be to you. ber out of doors. But marriage has sunk me Lady Brute. My enquiry was only that I might down to such an.ebb of resolution, I dare not have provided what you liked.
Sir John. Six to four you had been in the wrong there again; for what I liked yesterday I
Enter BELINDA. don't like to-day; and what I like to-day, 'tis odds I may not like to-morrow.
Good-morrow, dear cousin,
you Bel. Good-morrow, madam; you look pleased liked?
this morning. Sir John. Why, then, there would be more Lady Brute. I am so. asking about it than the thing is worth.
Bel. With what, pray? Lady Brute. I wish I did but know how I Lady Brute. With my husband. might please you.
Bel. Drown husbands! for yours
a prova Sir John. Aye, but that sort of knowledge is king fellow: As he went out just now, I prayed not a wife's talent.
him to tell me what time of day it was; and he Lady Brute. Whatever my talent is, I am sure asked me if I took him for the church-clock, that my will has ever been to make you easy. was obliged to tell all the parish.
Sir John. If women were to have their wills, Lady Brute. He has been saying some good the world would be finely governed.
obliging things to me too. In short, Belinda, he Lady Brute. What reason have I given you to has used me so barbarously of late, that I could use me as you do of late? It once was other- alınost resolve to play the downright wife and wise : You married me for love.
cuckold him. Sir John. And you me for money; So you have Bel. That would be downright indeed. your reward, and I have mine.
Lady Brute. Why, after all, there is more to Lady Brute. What is it, that disturbs you? be said for it than you would imagine, child. He Sir John. A parson.
is the first aggressor, not I. Lady Brute. Why, what has he done to you? Bel. Ah, but you know, we must return good Sir John. He has married me. [Erit Sir Johx. for evil,
Lady Brute. The devil's in the fellow, I think. Lady Brute. That may be a mistake in the I was told, before I married him, that thus translation - Prithee be of my opinion, Belinda ; 'twould be: But I thought I had charms enough for I'm positive I'ın in the right; and if you'll to govern him; and that, where there was an keep up the prerogative of a woman, you'll likeestate, a woman must needs be happy: So my wise be positive you are in the right, whenever vanity has deceived me, and my ambition has you do any thing you have a mind to. But I made me uneasy. But there's some comfort still; shall play the fool and jest on, till I make you if one would be revenged of him, these are good begin to think I'm in earnest, times; a woman may have a gallant, and a sepa- Bel. I shall not take the liberty, madam, to rate maintenance too---The surly puppy—yet he's think of any thing, that you desire to keep from a fool fort: For hitherto he has been no monster: But who knows how far he may provoke Lady Brute. Alas, my dear, I have no secrets. me? I never loved him, yet I have been ever true My heart could never yet contine my tongue. to him; and that, in spite of all the attacks of art Bel. Your eyes, you mean; for I'm sure I have and nature upon a poor weak woman's heart, in seen them gadding, when your tongue has been favour of a tempting lover. Methinks so noble locked up safe enough. . a defence, as I have made, should be rewarded Lady Brute. My eyes gadding! Prithee after with a better usage--Or who can tell- Perhaps a whom, child? good part of what I suffer from my husband, may Bel. Why, after one, that thinks you hate him, be a judgment upon me for my cruelty to my lo- as much as I know you love him. yer-Lord, with what pleasure could I indulge Lady Brule. Constant, you mean? that thought, were there but a possibility of find
Bel. I do so. jog arguments to make it good! And how do I Lady Brute. Lord, what should put such a know but there may-Let me see-What oppo- thing into your head? ses !—My matrimonial row—Why, what did i Bel. That, which puts things into most people's vow? I think I promised to be true to my hus- heads; observation. band. Well; and he promised to be kind to me : Lady Brute. Why, what have you observed, in But he han't kept his word-Why, then I'm ab- the name of wonder ? solved from mine. O, but that condition was Bel. I have observed you blush, when you met not expressed-No matter, it was understood. him; force yourself away from him; and then be Well, by all I see, if I argue the matter a little out of humour with every thing about you: In a longer with myself, I shall not find so many bug- word, never was a poor creature so spurred on by bears in the way, as I thought I should. "Lord, desire, or so reined in with fear! what fine notions of virtue do we women take up Ludy Brute. How strong is fancy! upon the credit of old foolish philosophers ! Vir- Bel. How weak is woman! tue its own reward, virtue's this, virtue's that
Lady Brute. Prithee, niece, hare a better oplVirtue's an ass, and a gallant's worth forty on't. nion of your aunt's inclination,
Bel. Dear annt, have a better opinion of
Bel. It is true; but then a woman must aban piece's understanding.
don one of the supreme blessings of her life. Lady Brute. You'll make me angry.
For I am fully convinced, no man has half that Bel. You'll make me laugh.
pleasure in possessing a mistress, as a woman has Lady Brute. Then you are resolved to per- in jilting a gallant. sist?
Lady Brute. The happiest woman, then, on Bel. Positively:
earth must be our neighbour. Lady Brute. And all I can say~
Bel. O the impertinent composition ! She has Bel. Will signify nothing.
vamity and affectation enough to make her a riLady Brute. Though I should swear 'twere diculous original, in spite of all that art and nafalse
ture ever furnished to any of her sex before her. Bel. I should think it true.
Lady Brute. She concludes all men her capLady Brute. Then let us forgive, [kissing her] | tives; and whatever course they take, it serves to for we have both offended: I, in making a se-confirm her in that opinion. cret, you, in discovering it.
Bel. If they shun her, she thinks it is modesty, Bel. Good nature may do much: But you have and takes it for a proof of their passion. more reason to forgive one, than I have to par- Lady Brute. And if they are rude to her, it is don the other.
conduct, and done to prevent town talk. Lady Brute. 'Tis true, Belinda, you have given Bel. When her folly makes them laugh, she me so many proofs of your friendship, that my thinks they are pierced with her wit. reserve has been indeed a crime: But that you Lady Brute. And when her impertinence may more easily forgive me, remember, child, makes them dull, concludes they are jealous of that, when our nature prompts us to a thing our her favours. honour and religion have forbid us, we would Bel. All their actions and their words, she (were it possible) conceal, even from the soul it-takes for granted, aim at her. self, the knowledge of the body's weakness. Lady Brute. And pities all other women, be
Bel. Well, I hope, to make your friend amends, cause she thinks they envy her. you will hide nothing from her for the future, Bel. Pray, out of pity to ourselves, let us find though the body should still grow weaker and a better subject; for I am weary of this. Do you weaker.
think your husband inclined to jealousy? Lady Brute. No, from this moment, I have no Lady Brute. (), no; he does not love me well more reserve; and, for a proof of my repentance, enough for that. Lord, how wrong men's maxims I own, Belinda, I am in danger. Merit and wit are ! They are seldom jealous of their wives, 110assault me from without, nature and love solicit less they are very fond of them : whereas they me within; my husband's barbarous usage piques ought to consider the women's inclinations, for me to revenge; and Satan, catching at the fair there depends their fate. Well, men may talk; occasion, throws in my way that vengeance, but they are not so wise as we—that's certain, which, of all vengeance, pleases women best. Bel. At least in our affairs.
Bel. 'Tis well Constant don't know the weak- Lady Brute. Nay, I believe we should out-do ness of the fortification; for, o' my conscience, them in the business of the state too: For, mche'd soon come on to the assault.
thinks, they do, and "undo, and make but bad Lady Brute. Ay, and I'm afraid carry the town work on't. too. But whatever you may have observed, I Bel. Why, then, don't we get into the intrigues have dissembled so well as to keep him ignorant. of government as well as they? So you see I'm no coquet, Belinda : And, if you Lady Brute. Because we have intrigues of our follow my advice, you will never be one neither. own, that make us more sport, child. And so, 'Tis true, coquetry is one of the main ingre- let's in and consider of them. [Ereunt. dients in the natural composition of a woman, and I, as well as others, could be well enough SCENE II.-A dressing-room. pleased to see a crowd of young fellows ogling, and glancing, and watching all occasions to do
Enter LADY FANCYFUL, MADEMOISELLE, and forty foolish officious things : Nay, should some of them push on, even to hanging or drowning, Why-Faith-if I should let pure woman alone, Lady Fan. How do I look this morning? I should e'en be but too well pleased with it. Cor. Your ladyship looks very ill, truly.
Bel. I'll swear, 'twould tickle me strangely. Lady Fan. Lard, how ill-natured thou art,
Lady Brute. But, after all, 'tis a vicious prac- Cornet, to tell me so, though the thing should be tice in us, to give the least encouragement, but true. Don't you know, that I have humility where we design to come to a conclusion. For enough to be hut too easily out of conceit with it is an unreasonable thing to engage a man in a myself? Hold the glass; I dare swear that will disease, which we, before-hand, resolve we will have more manners than you have. Mademoinever apply a cure to,
selle, let me have your opinion tuo.
Madem. My opinion pe, matam, dat your la- French ladies, when they are thus accablées ? dyship never look so well in your life.
Madem. Matam, dey never complain. An Lady Fan. Well, the French are the prettiest contraire. When one Frense laty have got a obliging people! they say the most acceptable, hundred loverDen she do all she can — well-mannered things—and never flatter. to get a hundred more.
Madem. Your ladyship say great justice in- Lady Fan. Well, let me die, I think they have tced.
le goût bon. For 'tis an unutterable pleasure to Lady Fan. Nay, every thing's just in my house be adored by all the men, and envied by all the but Cornet. The very looking-glass gives her the
-Yet I'll swear I'm concerned at the dementi. But I am almost afraid it flatters me, torture I give them. Lard, why was I formed to it makes me look so very engaging.
make the whole creation uneasy? But let me [Looking affectedly in the glass. read my letter.
[Reads. Madem. Inteed, matam, your face pe
handsomer den all de looking-glass in de world, croyez If you have a mind to hear of
your faults, moy.
instead of being praised for your virtues, take Lady Fan. But is it possible my eyes can be the pains to walk in the Green-walk in Saint so languishing--and so very full of fire ! James's Park, with your woman, an hour hence.
Madem. Matam, if de glass was burning-glass, You'll there meet one, who hates you for some I believe your eye
set de fire in de house. things, as he could love you for others, and Lady Fan. You may take that night-gown, 'therefore is willing to endeavour your reformamademoiselle; get out of the room, Cornet; I tion-- If you come to the place I mention, can't endure you. This wench, methinks, does you'll know who I am: if you don't, you never look so insufferably ugly.
• shall : So take your choice.' Madem. Every ting look ugly, natam, dat stand by your latiship.
This is strangely familiar, mademoiselle ; now Lady Fan. No really, mademoiselle; methinks have I a provoking fancy to know, who this imyou look mighty pretty:
pudent fellow is. Madem. Ah matam! de moon have no eclat, Madem. Den take your scarf and your mask, ven de sun appear.
and go to de rendezvous. De Frense laty do Lady Fan. O pretty expression ! Ilave you justement comme ça. ever been in love, mademoiselle?
Lady Fan. Rendezvous! What, rendezvous Madem. Ouy, matam.
[sighing with a man, mademoiselle? Lady Fan. And were you beloved again? Madem. Eh, pourquoy non? Madem. No, matam.
[sighing. Lady Fan. What, and a man perhaps I never Lady Fan. O ye gods! What an unfortunate saw in my life! creature should I be in such a case! But nature Madem. Tant mieux : C'est donc quelque has made me nice for my own defence : I'mn chose de nouveau. nice, strangely nice, mademoiselle. I believe, Lady Fan. Why, how do I know what designs were the merit of whole mankind bestowed upon he may have? He may intend to ravish me, for one single person, I should still think the fellow aught I know. wanted something to make it worth my while to Madem. Ravish ?— Bagatelle. I would fain take notice of him: And yet I could love; nay, see one impudent rogue ravish mademoiselle; fondly love, were it possible to have a thing made Oui, je le voudrois ! on purpose
for me : For I'm not cruel, mademoi- Lady Fan. O but my reputation, mademoiselle; I'm only nice.
selle, my reputation; ah, ma chere reputation ! Madem. Ah, matam! I wish I was fine gentle- Madem. Matam-Quand on l'a une fois man for your sake. I do all de ting in de world, perdue-On n'en est plus embarrassée. to get a little way into your heart. I make song, Lady Fan. Fe, mademoiselle, fe! reputation I make verse, I give you de serenade, I give great is a jewel. many present to mademoiselle; I no eat, I no Mladem. Qui coute bien chere, matam. sleep, I be lean, I be mad, I hang myself, I drown Lady Fan. Why sure you would not sacrifice myself . Ah, ma chere dame, que je vous aime- your honour to your pleasure ?
[Embracing her. Madem. Je suis philosophe. Lady Fan. Well, the French have strange Ludy Fan. Bless me, how you talk! Why, obliving ways with them; you may take those two what if honour be a burden, mademoiselle, must pair of gloves, mademoiselle.
it not be borne? Madem. Me humbly tank my sweet lady. Madem. Chaqu'un a sa façon-Quand quelEnter Servant, with a letter.
que chose m'incommode moy—-je m'en defais,
vite. Ser. Madam, here's a letter for your ladyship. Lady Fan. Get you gone, you little naughty
Lady Fan. 'Tis thus I am importuned every Frenchwoman you! I vow and swear I must turp morning, mademoiselle. Pray, how do the you out of doors, if you talk thus,