make bold with a man they once had a well- | now I am in for Hobbe's voyage, a great leap in grounded value for, 'tis because they first see the dark. themselves neglected by him. Heart. Shall I marry, or die a maid? Con. Why, faith, Heartfree, matrimony is like an army going to engage. Love's the forlorn hope, which is soon cut off; the marriage-knot is the main body, which may stand buff a long time; and repentance is the rear-guard, which rarely gives ground as long as the main body has a being. Heart. Conclusion then; you advise me to rake on as you do. Con. That's not concluded yet. For though marriage be a lottery, in which there are wondrous many blanks; yet there is one inestimable lot, in which the only heaven on earth is written. Would your kind fate but guide your hand to that, though I were wrapped in all that luxury itself could clothe me with, I should envy you. Heart. And justly too; for to be capable of loving one, doubtless, is better than to possess a thousand. But how far that capacity's in me, alas, I know not. Con. But you would know. Good-morrow, gentlemen: how have you slept after your adventure? Heart. Some careful thoughts, ladies, on your accounts, have kept us waking. Bel. And some careful thoughts of your own, I believe, have hindered you from sleeping. Pray, how does this matrimonial project relish with you? Heart. Why, faith, e'en as storming towns does with soldiers, where the hopes of delicious plunder banishes the fear of being knocked on the head. Bel. Is it then possible, after all, that you dare think of downright lawful wedlock? Lady B. Well, gentlemen, this matter being concluded, then, have you got your lessons ready; for Sir John is grown such an atheist of late, he'll believe nothing upon easy terms. Con. We'll find means to extend his faith, Madam. But pray how do you find him this morning? Lady B. Most lamentably morose, chewing the cud after last night's discovery, of which, however, he has a confused notion even now. But I'm afraid the valet de chambre has told him all; for they are very busy together at this moment. When I told him of Belinda's marriage, I had no other answer but a grunt; from which you may draw what conclusion you think fit. But to your notes, gentlemen, he's here. Enter SIR JOHN and RASOR. Sir J. None, my dove. Bel. If not, I hope my consent to marry Mr. Heartfree will convince you. For, as little as I know of amours, Sir, I can assure you, one intrigue is enough to bring four people together, without further mischief. Sir J. And I know too that intrigues tend to procreation of more kinds than one. One intrigue will beget another, as soon as beget a son or a daughter. Con. I am very sorry, Sir, to see you still seem unsatisfied with a lady, whose more than common virtue, I am sure, were she my wife, should meet a better usage. Sir J. Sir, if her conduct has put a trick upon her virtue, her virtue's the bubble, but her husband's the loser. Con. Sir, you have received a sufficient answer already, to justify both her conduct and mine. You'll pardon me for meddling in your family affairs; but I perceive I am the man you are jealous of, and therefore it concerns me. Sir J. Would it did not concern me, and then I should not care who it concerned. Con. Well, Sir, if truth and reason wont content you, I know but one way more, which if you think fit, you may take. Sir J. Lord, Sir, you are very hasty if I had been found at prayers in your wife's closet, I should have allowed you twice as much time to come to yourself in. Con. Nay, Sir, if time be all you want, we have no quarrel. Heart. I told you how the sword would work upon him. [SIR J. muses. Con. Let him muse; however, I'll lay fifty pounds our foreman brings us in, not guilty. Sir J. [Aside.] 'Tis very well-'tis very well -In spite of that young jade's matrimonial inHeart. Madam, you have made me so fool-trigue, I am a downright stinking cuckold—Here hardy, I dare do any thing. they are-Boo-[Putting his hand to his foreBel. Then, Sir, I challenge you, and matri-head.] Methinks I could butt with a bull. What mony's the spot where I expect you. the plague did I marry for? I knew she did not Heart. 'Tis enough; I'll not fail. [Aside.] So, like me; if she had, she would have lain with me; for I would have done so because I liked her; but that's past, and I have her. And now what shall I do with her?-If I put my horns into my pocket she'll grow insolent-if I don't, that goat there, that stallion, is ready to whip me through the guts-the debate then is reduced to this; shall I die a hero, or live a rascal ? Why, wiser men than I have long since concluded, that a living dog is better than a dead lion. [To CoN. and HEART.] Gentlemen, now my wine and my passion are governable, I must own, I have never observed any thing in my wife's course of life, to back me in my jealousy of her; but jealousy's a mark of love; so she need not trouble her head about it, as long as I make no more words on't. LADY FANCIFUL enters disguised, and addresses BELINDA apart. Con. I'm glad to see your reason rule at last. Give me your hand: I hope you'll look upon me as you used to do. Sir J. Your humble servant. [Aside.] A wheedling son of a whore! Heart. And that I may be sure you are friends with me too, pray give me your consent to wed your niece. Sir J. Sir you have it with all my heart; damn me if you ha'n't. [Aside.] 'Tis time to get rid of her; a young pert pimp: she'll make an incomparable bawd in a little time. Enter a Servant, who gives HEARTFREE a letter. Bel. Heartfree your husband, say you ?—'Tis impossible! Lady F. Would to kind Heaven it were; but 'tis too true; and in the world there lives not such a wretch. I'm young; and either I have been flattered by my friends, as well as glass, or nature has been kind and generous to me. I had a fortune too was greater far than he could ever hope for; but with my heart I am robbed of all the rest. I am slighted and I'm beggared both at once; I have scarce a bare subsistence from the villain, yet dare complain to none; for he has sworn, if ever 'tis known I am his wife, he'll murder me. [Weeping. Bel. The traitor. Lady F. I accidentally was told he courted you; charity soon prevailed upon me to prevent your misery; and, as you see I am still so generous even to him, as not to suffer he should do any thing, for which the law might take away his life. [Weeping. Bel. Poor creature! How I pity her. [They continue talking aside. Heart. [Aside.] Death and the devil-Let me read it again. [Reads.] "Though I have a particular reason not to let you know who I am till I see you; yet you'll easily believe 'tis a faithful friend that gives you this advice. I have lain with Belinda--[Good.]—I have a child by her-[Better and better--which is now out at nurse- -[Heaven be praised.]-and I think the foundation laid for another-[Ha!--old true-penny]-no rack could have tortured this story from me; but friendship has done it. I heard of your design to marry her, and could not see you abused. Make use of my advice, but keep my secret till I ask you for't again." [Exit LADY F. Con. [To BELINDA.] Come, Madam, shall we send for the parson? I doubt here's no business for the lawyers; younger brothers have nothing to settle but their hearts, and that I believe my friend here has already done very faithfully. Bel. [Scornfully.] Are you sure, Sir, there are no old mortgages upon it? Heart. [Coldly] If you think there are, Madam, it mayn't be amiss to defer the marriage till you are sure they are paid off. Bel. We'll defer it as long as you please, Sir. Heart. The more time we take to consider on't, Madam, the less apt we shall be to commit oversights: therefore, if you please, we will put i off for just nine months. Bel. Guilty consciences make men cowards. Bel. What does the fellow mean? [HEART. and BEL. walk chafing about. Rasor. [Aside.] Here is so much sport going to be spoiled it makes me ready to weep again. A pox o' this impertinent Lady Fanciful, and her plots, and her Frenchwoman too; she's a whimsical, ill-natured bitch, and when I have got my bones broke in her service, 'tis ten to one but my recompence is a clap; I hear them tittering without still. I'cod, I'll e'en go lug them both in by the ears, and discover the plot, to secure my pardon. [Erit. Con. Pr'ythee explain, Heartfree. Heart. A fair deliverance; thank my stars and my friend. Bel. 'Tis well it went no farther; a base fel Rasor. If they wont, here comes an interpreter. Lady B. Heavens! What have we here? Rasor. A villain--but a repenting villain. All. Rasor. Lady B. What means this? Rasor. Nothing without my pardon. Lady B. What pardon do you want? Rasor. Imprimis, your ladyship's, for a damnable lie made upon your spotless virtue, and set to the tune of Spring Garden. [To SIR JOHN.] Next at my generous master's feet I bend for interrupting his more noble thoughts with phantoms of disgraceful cuckoldom. [To CONSTANT] Thirdly, I to this gentleman apply for making him the hero of my romance. [TO HEARTFREE Fourthly, your pardon, noble Sir, I ask for clandestinely marrying you, without either bidding of banns, bishop's licence, friends' consent, or your own knowledge. [To BELINDA.] And lastly to my good young lady's clemency I come, for pretending the corn was sowed in the ground, before ever the plough had been in the field. Sir J. [Aside.] So that, after all, 'tis a moot point whether I am a cuckold or not. Bel. Well, Sir, upon condition you confess all, I'll pardon you myself, and try to obtain as much from the rest of the company. But I must know then who 'tis has put you upon all this mischief. Rasor. Satan and his equipage; woman tempted me; vice weakened me-and so the devil overcame me: as fell Adam, so fell I. Bel. Then pray, Mr. Adam, will you make us acquainted with your Eve? Rasor. [To MAD.] Unmask, for the honour of France. All. Mademoiselle! Mad. Me ask ten tousand pardon of all de good company. Sir J. Why this mystery thickens instead of clearing up. [To RASOR.] You son of a whore you, put us out of our pain. Rasor. One moment brings sunshine. [Show ing MAD] 'Tis true, this is the woman that tempted me, but this is the serpent that tempted the woman; and if my prayers might be heard, her punishment for so doing should be like the serpent's of old-[Pulls off LADY F's. mask.] she should lie upon her face all the days of her life. her, I hope you'll pardon my offence too, Madam. Bel. There will be no difficulty in that, since I am guilty of an equal fault. Heart. So, Madam, now had the parson but done his business Bel. You'd be half weary of your bargain. Heart. No, sure, I might dispense with one night's lodging. Bel. I'm ready to try, Sir. Heart. Then let's to church; Bel. Take heed-the surly husband's fate you Bel. I hope your ladyship will give me leave to wish you joy, since you have owned your marriage yourself.- [To HEART.] I vow 'twas strangely wicked in you to think of another wife, when you have one already so charming as her ladyship. All. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! seizes me! Mad. Que le diable etouffe ce maraut de Rasor. Bel. Your ladyship seems disordered: a breeding qualm, perhaps, Mr. Heartfree: your bottle of Hungary water to your lady. Why, Madam, he stands as unconcerned as if he were your husband in earnest. Lady B. Bel. Lady F. Your mirth's as nauseous as your- Bel. self. Belinda, you think you triumph over a rival now; helas! ma pauvre fille. 'Where'er I'm a rival, there's no cause for mirth. No, my poor wretch, 'tis from another principle I have acted. I knew that thing there would make so perverse a husband, and you so impertinent a wife, that lest your mutual plagues should make you run both mad, I charitably would have broke the match. He, he, he, he, he! [Erit, laughing affectedly, MAD. following her. Mad. He, he, he, he, he! All. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Sir J. [Aside] Why now, this woman will be married to somebody too. Bel. Poor creature! what a passion she is in! but I forgive her. Heart. Since you have so much goodness for First then know all, before our doom is fixt, The third day is for us Nay, and the sixth. Lady B. Damn us! Let them, if they dare. Why, if they should, what punishment remains? Eternal exile from behind our scenes. Lady B. Bel. But if they're kind, that sentence we'll recall. We can be grateful And have wherewithal. PROLOGUE. WHEN Some raw paddler from the waded shore, First dares the deep'ning stream, and ventures o'er, Light on his floating cork the wave he skims, When a whole people wept Alzira's wo! Twice charm'd, review'd the sad, the melting strain, Yet hung, insatiate, on the willing pain! Can pour applause on foreign song and dance, ACT I. SCENE 1. Enter DON ALVAREZ and DON CARLOS. Alv. At length the council, partial to my prayer, Has to a son I love, transferr'd my power. years, And dimm'd the feeble lamp of wasted age. Wearied at length, I reach my life's last verge; ven. Car. Taught and supported by your great example, I learn'd beneath your eye to conquer realms, Which, by your counsels, I may learn to govern; Giving those laws I first received from you. Alv. Not so.-Divided power is power disarm'd. Outworn by labour, and decay'd by time, ness. Trust me, mankind but ill rewards the pains Yet condescend to recollect how far They once flew trembling from, whene'er they saw. Frowning revenge, and awe of distant dread, But other nations are impell'd by fear, The gods themselves in this ferocious clime, Perish such politic reproach of rule! name, His peaceful name! and shall we unprovoked, To make it hateful to one half the globe, Car. Yet the learn'd props of our unerring church, Whom zeal for saving souls deprives of rest, Taught my late youth, committed to their care, That ignorance, averse, must be compell'd. Alv. Our priests are all for vengeance, force and fire; And only in his thunder act their God. are. Spain has robb'd every growth of this new world, Are the barbarians here!-An Indian heart And every honest native warmth, excels us. knees. Alvarez-is it you? he cried-Live long! weep. Joy to your softening soul! Humanity |